Cheesy Monkey

Pass the cheddar. Oook!

[Cheesy Monkey @cheddar_monkey]

My main account has been shadowbanned. Zero visibility on all posts/replies. I put it down to a sarky reply to Elmo's special boy Tiny Tommy "Ten Names" Robinson. As such, I'll be trolling hard on this account for the foreseeable. This tin-pot site is a fucking travesty.

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@RobWyman @Gadget440 The firm they hired is the same one that defended Epstein, so...

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@PoliticalHal Yup, doodle.

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@PoliticalHal You don't get it, you've over-reached.

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@PoliticalHal Then like me going to America.

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@PoliticalHal I would but America has a very nasty habit of ramming itself down every throat it comes across.

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@esjesjesj I'm a huge Spidey fan but I have to admit, this is the weakest of the MCU Spidey movies. Was kinda boring for the most part. I feel like the trailer lied, offering more than was actually in the movie & all that was in the first 5 minutes via flashback news stories.

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@PoliticalHal @esjesjesj And Disney reared. They tend to get a pass.

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@nicksortor Wait a second, didn't Trump tell you the lining would be uncuttable? Are you saying Trump lied to you?

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@esjesjesj The man deserves a very frank & very public apology from an awful lot of very important people. Lets start with the dickhead President that kickstarted this farce off to begin with rather than accept hiring his pool guy neighbour was probably a bad idea.

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@supertanskiii Does this same argument apply to calling anything you don't like "woke" specifically to write it off from any relevance or does that one get a free pass?

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@YourAnonNews My cousin lives in Washington & she needs a place to hold her wedding reception. This is a real fortuitous happenstance!

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@King0243_PJC Nige needs all hands for this. The consequences of losing to a man wearing a bin would be catastrophic. Not just for him, for the entire Reform cult. It's real hard to convince people to part with £25 membership dues when they can't trust the leader can beat a joke candidate.

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@BBCNews "Father, this bores me. When can we go back to the palace & shoot something?"

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@LBC @jhansonradio He spent an afternoon with Trump & suddenly had the bright idea to sell control of a highly lucrative, long running global tournament to a company owned by Jared Kushner.

Just a coincidence, I can assure you.

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@MittensOff Man of the People or Quentin Crisp cosplayer. You decide.

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Dot Cotton-Eye Joe #SoapOperaFolkInFilmOrSong

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@DutyBellEnd @MENnewsdesk She got twice as many votes as the Reform candidate. Small majority, indeed. The cope is immeasurable.

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@_insane_times @zatzi And thus the lesson was learned by all in the land;

Bots can't vote

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Whomp Whomp, Tommy Twin Blowholes. https://t.co/c5IV6ko4ft

[G.T @gingerrtom]

Tommy Robinson was suffering
from both hayfever and ptsd during
his debate at Oxford Union.

Very sad to see.

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Did you know that @Cobratate's actual name is Emory? Yes, it is. This novelty dildo shares a name with the stuff your mum uses to remove her heel calluses. #Fact