Kris Johnson

Golfer, comedian and magpie ranger

[Kris Johnson @cheeks8699]

@MsiDouglas @TheiPaperSport David Hopkinson needs needs to shut the fk up man and actually do something. PR campaign overdrive for some new floodlights and grass

[Kris Johnson @cheeks8699]

@NUFC Cunts. Fkn lot of you

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@JacobsBen @alex_crook You are bent as fk man, nobody cares

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@donhutch4 Says you're a mackem prick

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@ChrisDHWaugh Its soooo slow!!!

[Kris Johnson @cheeks8699]

@MsiDouglas Good, hes been worse than useless

[Kris Johnson @cheeks8699]

@BetMGMUK #NUFC

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@NUFC Nowhere to be seen the last month/6 weeks though has he #leadershipgroup

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@BBCSport @5liveSport Wtf is this gimp doing on bbc? The absolute pits him

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@ADMusgrove What are we doing?

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@NUFC Fuck them both

[Kris Johnson @cheeks8699]

@NUFC Go fck yourselves

[Kris Johnson @cheeks8699]

@5liveSport @LukeEdwardsTele Luke edwards should fuck off talking about us

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@MarkCarruthers_ Shola has proved he is consistently incapable of finding appropriate loans for players which is a huge concern. If we are a serious club, get rid of him as well. Jobs for the boys

[Kris Johnson @cheeks8699]

@NUFC We dont want to see you cunts

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@NoContextCounty Anyone.but.crawley

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@CraigHope_DM Probably woltemades fault........

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@NUFC Dont want to see these cunts until august, cheers

[Kris Johnson @cheeks8699]

@ADMusgrove The fact they can just swan off is infuriating especially when none of them deserve it other than hall and gordon (just). Then you see joelinton grinning all over instagram in brazil without a care in the world, just sums them up, they dont get it

[Kris Johnson @cheeks8699]

@donhutch4 Your opinions irrelvant you fkn mackem bastard. Stop trying to pretend your this hardcore supporter. Wanker