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Kween of cheese ask ANYBODY

[cheesekween @cheesekween1]

i love when celebrities tell each other they had crushes on each other 15 years ago bc i had crushes in high school and you couldn't waterboard that information out of me

[cheesekween @cheesekween1]

if you're walking near me down the street and i have my headphones in and i fart thats actually none of my business thats between you and new york and god

[cheesekween @cheesekween1]

can someone do the hard work for me and put together a compilation vid of every time @NickLachey walked into the Perfect Match house and said "sup guys" #perfectmatchnetflix

[cheesekween @cheesekween1]

#willsmith: keep my wife's name out of your fucking mouth

narrator: he in fact, did not keep his wife's name out of his fucking mouth

#ChrisRock

[cheesekween @cheesekween1]

30 seconds into #summerhouse season premiere and already cringed out by lindsay & carl

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Self care is rewatching The Hills but skipping all the Heidi/spencer scenes

[cheesekween @cheesekween1]

Bf and I have tix to #thor, miscalculate how long it takes to make a chipotle burrito and show up too early to theater. Decide to watch 20 mins of whatever movie is next door. Walk in, hear “FEEL MY HAMMER,” realize our mistake and RUN

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He’s a 10 but he’s dying

[cheesekween @cheesekween1]

@RealKiefer hi Kiefer Sutherland, I wanted to design this shirt for my friend's birthday but the website says I need your permission lol. Can you approve?

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It’s absolute fact that Amanda bynes played the man character better than the woman in She’s the Man bc no woman in her right mind would play soccer with her hair down

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Hurts to see other people living your dreams fr

[Gustavo Vela @GustavoVela71]

Amistosos

[cheesekween @cheesekween1]

The fact that #shrek opens with smash mouths all star I mean how lucky are we to be alive during this era

[cheesekween @cheesekween1]

Not to be dramatic but I see headlines like this and the first half of reading it is spent in absolute turmoil and second half is the most peaceful I’ve ever felt

[cheesekween @cheesekween1]

and before you decide my perspective doesn't matter, i DO live and work with my significant other. it's not that hard. you're just a child. #SummerHouse

[cheesekween @cheesekween1]

really FUCKING tired of @imkylecooke acting like he knows better than amanda's friends because they're "younger girls." you're literally more immature than anyone else in the house #SummerHouse

[cheesekween @cheesekween1]

this tweet did not age well #bachelorinparadise

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By this point you can usually tell which contestants will be okay with being the next bachelor(ette) or go on BIP. But with Ivan it just really seems like it’s tayshia or nothing #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

[cheesekween @cheesekween1]

update: can confirm this was indeed a waste of time #tayshia

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If this bitch picks Zac I will have wasted two hours a week every week since October #bachelorette #TheBachelorette

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Why is nobody talking about how @lakebell ‘s impression of Scarlet Johansson is DEAD ON like I’m SPOOKED #WhatIf

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Just checking in to see if anyone knows why that one lady in the #LIFEWTR commercial is using her toes on the computer when she very much has hands

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When I came home for homecoming freshman year of college my high school friends said I looked “sewww New York.” Little did they know I got my outfit at the #astorplacekmart. RIP.

[evgrieve @evgrieve]

After nearly 25 years on Astor Place, Kmart shuttered this location yesterday. Rumors of a closure date to early 2018, though the store ended up downsizing from 3 to 2 floors at the time.
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