Emily Martin

I Scream for Ice Cream- an autobiography about my love for ice cream but having to deal with the struggle of being lactose intolerant.

[Emily Martin @cheesepleease]

Tonight a random woman walked into our apartment party, grabbed a drink, and started to sing opera

[Emily Martin @cheesepleease]

@soffiaa_15 Omg

[Emily Martin @cheesepleease]

@Justchilllin101 Then what are people who schedule 8am meetings 😵‍💫

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

John Williams/Jurassic Park

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

When my friends are trying to teach me the rules of a card game and I physically cannot listen.

[kenny ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ @kendallwilsxn]

so u agree? texans should have the right to choose ?

[todd bonzalez @doinkpatrol]

imagine being late to work because james corden had to do hip thrusts at you in a rat costume

[gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom]

barry? ᶦ ʰᵃᵛᵉⁿ’ᵗ ʰᵉᵃʳᵈ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ⁿᵃᵐᵉ ᶦⁿ ʸᵉᵃʳˢ..

[Zack Czajkowski @ZackCz]

If 100,000 people retweet this my girlfriend said we can get a French Bull Dog and name it Pickle. This is not a drill.

[Min Ronnie Wang⁷ᵍᵒᵗ⁷ @GOTBTSBEYBITCH]

Y’all remember when Kris Jenner thought Beyoncé dressed up as her for Halloween? 😭😭😭😭😭 I know she was embarrassed

[Emily Martin @cheesepleease]

@Justchilllin101 Peace sign for sure

[Emily Martin @cheesepleease]

@Justchilllin101 You forgot

[Emily Martin @cheesepleease]

@Justchilllin101 I’m cackling

[Emily Martin @cheesepleease]

@ohnuggets Bet

[Emily Martin @cheesepleease]

@ohnuggets I’m gunna tell on u