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[🫧🛁🧼 @cheesyaries]

People I know be like I’m a waitress w no college degree & have no financial help from my parents but I own my own 4 bed 2 bath home & I’m a business owner & I’m pregnant w my second baby oh & did you know that I just turned 22 & we just celebrated our third wedding anniversary

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

Not the point but I cannot stop thinking about her hat. Is it a snap back with no brim??? What is going on

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

So true

[NoteS. @NoteSphere]

THIS IS ART.

[Andrew Lynch @andrewglynch]

if a toddler puts a sticker on you, that’s a sign of great respect in their culture

[stew garlic @strwberryvape]

twitter is the website for if you're just someone's weird sister

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

"Describe your next chapter in 1 word?"

Michelle Obama: "Me"

[Ashliene McMenamy @ashjenexi]

this video is the only thing that made me think hm, maybe I do one day want to get married and have a family

[rachel cohen @rcohen]

Nothing in my own parenting journey has radicalized me as much as the potty training subreddit. It is absolutely chock-FILLED with posts every day from parents who are like: "help! my kid is four and still not potty trained! i've tried nothing and i'm all out of ideas"

[Qondi @QondiNtini]

I will love Hillary Clinton until the end of time

LMAO

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

terrified of anyone who has a problem with what she said.

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

He shouldn’t have been able to run again after this idgaf

[Mari Copeny @LittleMissFlint]

Flint’s still not fixed, there are millions in this country facing a water crisis, but sure let’s do this.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

everything kinda feels like this lately

[m a t t @weyland76]

It makes me a bit ill knowing there's people out there working but needing food banks to get by and we're supposed to cheer for this lot being paraded round in gold carriages.

[🐊⚜️THE LADY™️⚜️🐊 @GeauxSeeTheLady]

the office couldn’t be made today because it would’ve been cancelled after S1 for being unfunny

[໊ @user0000O0]

how it feels to find a new obsession that distracts me from my miserable life

[naz @hisyokki]

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