cheeto ch

the ch stands for cool ho // she/her/hers // writer, tv watcher, ice cream enthusiast, lizzie mcguire, blah blah blah

[cheeto ch @cheeto_ch]

don’t you feel like it would be newsworthy if barack obama grew a mustache

[cheeto ch @cheeto_ch]

tell me why i'm convinced that if i just keep my out of stock item in my cart for long enough they'll know i really want it and make more....................

[Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin]

"Pope Leo is WEAK on crime" is going to be bouncing around my brain for the rest of my life

[cheeto ch @cheeto_ch]

if you can’t handle me at my in n out fries you don’t deserve me at my in n out burgers

[Furkan Gözükara @FurkanGozukara]

Absolute horror. Al Jazeera confirms the Trump administration's near total fuel blockade on Cuba is causing infant mortality to surge. Doctors are literally operating blind in the dark as life saving machines shut off. This is a deliberate crime against humanity.

[cheeto ch @cheeto_ch]

when my old laptop got retired it became a bed laptop full time

[Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit]

I still laptop in bed. Some of us are keeping traditions alive.

[bug girl @buggirl]

realizing i may have been pondering myself into stagnation

[Chappell Roan Now @ChappellRoanNow]

📸| Chappell Roan looks absolutely breathtaking on the #Grammy’s red carpet

[James Brandt @j_e_brandt]

I will simply never recover from reading this sentence:

"Since Georgia implemented work requirements in 2020, they have spent twice as much on Deloitte consultants and administrative costs as on healthcare for people."

[Matt Lech @MattLech]

This is why they are firing until they're sure the target is fully murdered btw

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

"let me ask chat gpt"
me:

[Andrew Egger @EggerDC]

When Charlie Kirk was shot, these people considered you "complicit in violence" if you didn't spend the next week showering him with praise. Now, they declare you "complicit in violence" if you don't immediately dance on Renee Good's grave.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

they’re bluffing when they say you can still get knocked off the nice list this late in the game. santa’s been delivering gifts in japan for hours by now; that list is locked, do whatever you want.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

stages of christmas shopping:

1. there's plenty of time.
2. oh no.

[cheeto ch @cheeto_ch]

i love to wait until dec 23 to do any christmas shopping so that i can walk into a store and go “this is too overwhelming” and then walk back out again

[r͛ @9lsvq]

sometimes "!!!!!!!!" is a word

[Laura J. Nelson @laura_nelson]

That very specific Los Angeles experience where you feel a bit guilty about going through a yellow light and then realize that two, maybe three, drivers went through it behind you.

[cheeto ch @cheeto_ch]

@boners obsessed with him

[Pepsi @pepsibong]

Googling, “Honeycrisp apple” and smiling

[cheeto ch @cheeto_ch]

@boners exactly

[cheeto ch @cheeto_ch]

@entmoots i saw an ad for one from hommey earlier that was right up my alley but research said quality is not good so may need to explore this 🤓