@dstaples@edmontonjournal when one person said it straight the way it should be interpreted, the other twisting and turning and try to put circumstantial โperspectivesโ into it, you know who is right.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors can't see you, it's rural.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors call the cops, it's suburban.
If you're naked on the front porch and the neighbors ignore you, it's urban.
If you're naked on the front porch and your neighbor is also naked, it's Florida.