god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan

let me off at the top

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

i’m on a plane watching Austin Powers 1

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

@fbear2014 @johnny_cueto69 He’s 14 years old

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

The A’s being 30 games over .500 but 17 games back is insane

[National Baseball Hall of Fame and Museum ⚾ @baseballhall]

A Hall of Fame employee captured this photograph of our baseball scoreboard in the days following the Sept. 11 attacks.

Twenty-five years later, the promise stands: We will never forget. 🇺🇸

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

@johnny_cueto69 They had a whole team of Barry Bonds in the NL west! What was Bud doing???

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

Evergreen

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

Just in: Three-time All-Star Ben Simmons has agreed on a one-year, $3.5 million deal with the Sacramento Kings, his agents Max Wiepking, Sean Tribe and Ryan Arney tell me and @MarcJSpears. The one-time All-NBA star is back in the NBA for a 10th season after sitting out 2025-26.

[Harry @lexaprotools]

.@PabloTorre @nkulw

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

He’s gonna win an Oscar playing that barstool ghoul

[chefkids @girlflopping]

jeremy allen white beard is doing it for ME

[girlboss don biggavelli @rwxoxo]

time for another update

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

Win Henry Kissinger’s Body

[Charlie Potatoes Official @TepidButterASMR]

Looking horrible sir lol

[Integrity Guy @Integrity_Freak]

ODYSSEUS: Here, your draft lot. Synon told me to give you back your shame.

ANTINIOUS POWERS: I’m tellin’ you that’s not mine, baby.

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

This might be my favorite video on the internet

[uchi🐁 @rataorejona]

el disco nuevo de the strokes

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

It pains me to say Bagley

[BENN @BennHoops]

I'm in a HEATED debate right now

Who is the best player here? 🤔

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

I know jimmy Carter is white but this gotta be racist

[Vincent Alexander @NonsenseIsland]

RIP Pat Oliphant, the great political cartoonist.

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

People shouldn’t be dunking on Bryce Harper for charging people $900 for a cameo video where he tells someone to bet their life savings! Bryce only makes $48 a minute!! Times are tough!!

[Ben Horney @BenHorney]

NEW: The personalized message Bryce Harper recorded in 2024 for a man deep in gambling debt was purchased through video-sharing platform Cameo, and the MLB star did not know it would be used as part of FanDuel’s VIP bettor program, sources tell @FOS.
https://t.co/iRaobrB9LQ

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

Kings not in the top 20

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Bleacher Report’s Ranked the Top 20 WORST Sports Trades of the 21st Century

1. Luka Dončić to the Lakers
2. Paul George for Shai Gilgeous-Alexander and Picks
3. Kevin Garnett and Paul Pierce to the Nets
4. Deshaun Watson to the Browns
5. Markelle Fultz for Jayson Tatum
6. Jaylen Brown to the 76ers
7. Miguel Cabrera to the Tigers
8. James Harden to the Rockets
9. Russell Wilson to the Broncos
10. Trent Richardson to the Colts
11. Filip Forsberg to the Predators
12. Randy Moss to the Patriots
13. Eddy Curry to the Knicks
14. Wes Welker to the Patriots
15. Andrea Bargnani to the Knicks
16. Mookie Betts to the Dodgers
17. Micah Parsons to the Packers
18. Kawhi Leonard to the Raptors
19. Juan Soto to the Padres
20. A.J. Brown to the Eagles

(h/t @TheNBABase)

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

I can not overstate this enough

This is the worst piece of stand up I’ve ever heard

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Louis CK: Ridiculous is now playing on Netflix

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

Coming soon:

The Jay Leno Experience. He will be promoting alternative motor oil

[Rolling Stone @RollingStone]

Jay Leno Declares ‘Joe Rogan Is the New Johnny Carson’

"Joe talks to everybody about everything," Leno says.

More: https://t.co/zFC2tSPNdG

[Marcos Breton @MarcosBreton]

With the @nyknicks winning the #NBAFinals, Mike Brown becomes the second coach in three calendar years to win a championship after being shown the door by the @SacramentoKings. That has to be a record. Brilliant, @Vivek

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

A Mercury Mountaineer looks like a Ford Explorer until a Ford Explorer pulls up

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

@NoChillAdil Who cares if it quicker if it looks like ass

[god’s most powerful sacramento kings fan @cheezit_papi]

AI killing the bootleg tee industry will push me over the edge

[🇲🇽Cris🏆 @crisknowsball_]

Look what I found in the wild in Brooklyn