Chef Ayandz @chefayandz - Twitter Profile

12 days ago

@bezgin4 He couldn’t have chosen another car, maybe even a non runner E90 destined for the scrapyard? Brutal seeing an e38 butchered.

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MR. HiMSELF

@pushinM15

22 days ago

This person woke up to R14,251 in dividend payments. No salary. No client. No hustle. Just shares doing what shares do. Here is the breakdown: Calgro M3 Holdings paid an annual dividend of 8.64 cents per share on June 22, 2026. To collect R4,723 at that rate, you need roughly 54,700 shares. At Calgro's current price around R5.20, that position is worth close to R285,000. Not a lottery win. A position built slowly. 4Sight Holdings declared a final dividend of 3.0 cents per share for their financial year ended February 2026, after posting a 16.3% increase in revenue to R1.16 billion and a 45.8% jump in operating profit. To collect R9,528 at 3 cents per share, you need over 317,000 shares. At 72 cents per share, that position costs around R228,000. Combined capital deployed: roughly R513,000. Dividend income collected: R14,251 in one day. Annual yield on capital: about 2.8%. Small yield percentage. Big rand number. That is the lesson most people miss. Yield percentage is meaningless without share volume. R10,000 invested at 5% yield returns R500. R500,000 invested at the same yield returns R25,000. The person in this screenshot is not lucky. They accumulated shares in two JSE small-caps that most retail investors scroll past. Calgro M3, founded in 1995, builds large-scale integrated residential properties across South Africa. 4Sight provides AI-driven Industry 4.0 technology solutions to enterprises across multiple continents. One builds houses. One builds the future. Both paid real rand into a real account. The lesson is not which stocks to buy. The lesson is that dividends reward holders, not browsers. You have to stay.

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about 1 month ago

@ISephara 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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about 1 month ago

“I cook for my husband”= You’re a slave “We split the bills”= Your husband is useless “I spoil my wife”= You’re a simp “I dress modestly”= You’re in an abusive marriage “My wife and I make decisions together”= You’re not a real man “I can’t do random nights out because I’m married” = You’re husband/wife is controlling “My wife earns more than me”= You’re a useless leech “My husband is the breadwinner”= You have no say since you bring nothing to the table “I don’t need a male/female bestie because I’m married”= Your partner is insecure This is how some of you see the world 😂 Y’all are far too pathetic and miserable to really understand what goes into making a marriage successful. Happy couples should keep it to themselves because you guys will find a fault in everything they do.

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