david carter

[brent @murrman5]

[whispering to paramedic before I pass out] save me but not enough that I have to go to work tomorrow

[david carter @chefbrdee]

@mandacarter84 https://t.co/TVtnbVmm4r

[Bubbles @MSmithBubbles]

I love this https://t.co/yTKEbU1C69

[david carter @chefbrdee]

😂🤔 https://t.co/kwhUKGVx88

[View from my Office @viewfrommyoffic]

@realDonaldTrump

[Internet Palace @InternetPalace]

Tom and Jerry street art

[frates @frates]

This kid is pure class. And why I have hope for the future. https://t.co/USBvZD1OH3

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Ladies do not wear “performance knit” slacks.

[b 🥀 @yoncaslie]

Twitter I need your help, my coworker Juan has been biking 2 hours to work for the past 6 months. He’s the sweetest and most hard working person I know. I’ve started a gofundme for him, all he needs is a decent car to get him to work and back. Please retweet, anything will help!

[Myrna Tellingheusen @PearlsFromMyrna]

Dear Young People,

I don’t “throw shade.”

I launch it.

MT

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

I can't wait until Giannis smokes his first black & mild 🇺🇸 https://t.co/Fzx7Qdy1Xd

[Dirty Sunglasses @dirtysunglasses]

I have obtained exclusive footage of the man who trained the Dancing FBI agent @MickstapeShow @ColeyMick @TylerIAm

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

The house crab dip?? I'd hate to try it

[Judd Legum @JuddLegum]

These 15 statements from NFL owners about free speech are VERY awkward now https://t.co/ihvgPW2Wmt

[James Doleman @jamesdoleman]

Any man who can do this should be allowed to.

[david carter @chefbrdee]

@ParkerMolloy @courtenlow I also read that headline multiple times looking for a noun 🤔 adjectives aren’t meant to be lonely!

[Travon Free @Travon]

This movie is incredible.

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

Everyone—even House Republicans—admits that the DOJ-FBI investigation first led by Comey, now by Mueller, was initiated when one of Trump's top NatSec aides got drunk in London and revealed that Trump's campaign had been offered stolen goods by the Kremlin and was considering it.

[♻️🇺🇸 Christopher Zullo @ChrisJZullo]

America’s not broke. We’re being robbed. in the 1950’s corporations paid $2-$3 in tax for every $1 paid by workers. After 50 years of Republicans manipulating legislation they pay less than $.25, get $100 billion in taxpayer subsidies and hide trillions overseas #SundayMorning