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Misplaced coonass, professional goat-getter & stirrer of pots, kind of a jerk, #dnbwarrior, Geaux Tigers

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So the city of Austin spends $50 million to buy out the South terminal just to bulldoze it. To spend another 50 million to re-build it in a new location. Just to bulldoze it again in 5 years. No wonder taxes are so excessive. Someone’s brother’s friends are getting rich off of us

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@mavis_tire never spending another penny with you again. No road hazard on my tires? $1500 bucks! Two weeks later and a nail and I’m out of luck? @DiscountTire would never do me like that

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Hey everyone call Donnie. There are vacation rentals available on the Frio river and hour away from Kerrville where they are still looking for lost children today #kerrville #FrioRiver

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@TxDOTAustin And you chose to do this during rush hour?

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@netflix is crashing

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@KLBJ937 @101x whats up with your signals? Both stations are cutting in and out

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@Krusteaz you had me with pancake mix. Only one I buy. I might not make scratch cookies again thanks to Triple Choc Chunk cookie mix. You’re killin’ me here #chocolatechipcookies

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@lions though technically a rival (all @NFL teams are) as a @Saints fan I get it. You have earned my support. Geaux Lions #DetroitLions #LionsNation

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#nfl #Playoffs

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@BuffaloBills @Ticketmaster Geaux Bills 💛💜

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@MattBearden caught that Zamfir reference

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@ElctrcTrtleLnd @AggiesToday Ed Orgeron

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@googlefiber happy birthday to me!

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@mattandbobfm best Rock & Roll news ever

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@espn @RGIII sucks. Get a new guy. Seriously. Anyone will do

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@mattandbobfm #warriors a warrior in need is a friend indeed. I got a loosey for tomorrow night @CapCityComedy slide on in

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@mattandbobfm @BobFonseca @MattBearden @ChuyontheRadio got my tix for @CapCityComedy

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@TheJimmyGraham welcome home #whodat @saints

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I hurt my knee sleeping. How does that even happen? #oldman

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@CoreyRForrester (Reads the news)
Ohhh. Now I get it…