Josh House

Owner Pickles and Bones Barbecue and coming soon...House Pizza Co.

My tweets are my own and only when I'm drunk

[Josh House @chefjoshhouse]

@DrewGarrison @drinkgaragebeer I'll keep an eye out

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@tony_pike15 @Jgang05126773 Your best player has to be on the field in this situation, at all costs. I was wondering the same exact thing when he wasn't out there. Thought maybe they'd try to run on 2nd down, then see if Chargers would take a timeout, or Bengals take timeout, and set up 3rd and manageable.

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Culinary consultant=unemployed chef

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Stop paying "consultants" that don't own a business in whatever they are consulting, they're snake oil salesman and fucking clowns

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@CodyHouse That's fair

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So Arthur Weasley is infatuated with muggles but can't count out muggle money? I don't buy it.

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This feels worse than someone shooting a bald eagle on Facebook live

[Joey Chestnut @joeyjaws]

(1/3)I was gutted to learn from the media that after 19 years Im banned from the Nathan's July 4th Hot Dog Eating Contest. I love competing in that event, I love celebrating America with my fans all over this great country on the 4th and I have been training to defend my title.

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And on the 8th day he created ranch dressing. - Me, 2024

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I'm in my "driving around on vacation just naming off every sign I see era." I'm not going to lie, I'm leaning into it.

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@ericriveracooks First thing that popped in my head.

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Dumbledore is the greatest wizard ever and he can't figure out the flavor of an Every Flavour bean before he eats it, I don't buy it.

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Look I'm really late to the game here but the point system at Hogwarts is absolutely ridiculous.

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Just a reminder, I only compare myself against someone and that's me

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@ericriveracooks #1 all day

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@ericriveracooks It's like getting stuck eating the deviled egg that your Aunt put out at 10am and you didn't arrive until dinner, but much much worse and 10x more douchey.

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@ericriveracooks This isn't complete until there is a cup holder for his black rifle coffee.

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@ericriveracooks Cast iron skillets for assholes

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If you wear a fancy apron and a tank top, man or woman, you can't fucking cook. I promise you that.

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@ericriveracooks 86 this mf

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