Noah

Gonna be the president one day

[Noah @chefnoardy]

self love is gay. Always hate yourself

[Noah @chefnoardy]

Shook the Parmesan cheese and the lid was open, now the world is my spaghetti

[Casey Neistat @Casey]

i don’t like it when the bottle of soap is right next to an identical bottle of hand lotion and now my dirty wet hands are covered in lotion instead of soap and i have to wash off the lotion before i can soap up. don’t like it at all

[Carnivore Aurelius ©🥩 ☀️🦙 @AlpacaAurelius]

The masculine urge to make someone a mother of 4 on a farm

[Not Elon Musk @ElonMuskAOC]

Sorry Mark your card got declined

I bought X for $44B. You're 39 Billion dollars short.

[Jaimee Michell @JaimeeUSA]

“It’s fine, I ate that when I was a kid!”

No you didn’t. ☠️⚠️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🕺🕺🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🕺🕺

[Michael Caine @themichaelcaine]

Why do we fall?
So we can learn to pick ourselves up.
Batman Begin

[Noah @chefnoardy]

@VancityReynolds @RealHughJackman

[Kristy Tillman @KristyT]

I really dislike how nothing is 24 hours any more

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

A mother and her 8 sons, all served, all came home.

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

Letting my wife sleep in a little longer for Mother’s Day before we wake her up and ask what’s for breakfast.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

I didn’t compare him to one. He IS one.

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Pretty certain that if all world leaders sat around this table and had a couple beers at 2am it would solve all the world’s problems

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

BREAKING: The Fed introduces new $1 bill

[Jacob Eagles @iamjacobeagles]

The KING of MMA

Khabib Nurmagomedov

He went from Unknown to retiring with an Unbeaten 29-0 record and Millions of Dollars

So I binge watched 100 hours of his interviews to study his mindset

And here's how he developed an Unbeatable Mindset (that you can use as well)

[greg @greg16676935420]

@POTUS Your watch: