Mitchelle

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[Sysh @_Ndunge_]

The only thing a fat man can do for me is lay on his back so that I can bounce off his stomach all the way to his toned friends’ doorstep.

[Meg @heirmeg]

why kc always look like

[Agatha🦋 @__chinwe]

Shout out to the companies that gave us a chance with zero experience

[Mwang! @Mwass_]

IDK if it’s just me but mbuzi choma just needs salt/salty water and an open flame. Mambo ya paprika, cumin, black pepper, ashagwanda, paw paw seeds sijui nini weka mbali 🤣

[☔ @Whotfismick]

“fuck this job” *goes to work*

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

in a generation where everyone is always on their phone, late replies are deliberate

[☔ @Whotfismick]

me at 3 am realizing that I barely have any connection with anyone anymore:

[Elsie not Elise 💿 @ElsienotElisee]

We’re in a ChatGPT flyer pandemic

[Oluwatobiloba @Tobielobba]

Job post: Are you open to relocate?

Me: I'm open to teleport, evaporate, levitate, reincarnate, accelerate, regenerate, migrate. just hire me.

[JaVO😉🇲🇦 @Is_javan]

Nimeingia alions fonse hata sijasema nataka nini watchie ashaniambia bonju, nimemshow tu niko best mimi🤣🤣

[BIG SEXY ✧ @LOUIEFATTONS]

when they went back for jesus on the third day:

[𖤐 tae has the pureflow ⋆₊˚✧ @taeeyoncee]

me tuning in tonight bc unfortunately im addicted to this bikini show

[Softboy @softboywin]

Fries not coming with burgers anymore is the next crisis we need to tackle right after housing, mental health, and people who eat candy corn.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

How I’ve been watching shows lately:

[𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔬 💋 @bgftjcypsy]

drunk me promising you anything is the equivalent of a politician giving their manifesto ... it's not gonna happen 😭

[Nans @nansbello]

The idea of marriage and motherhood.

[Masin Elijè @MasinElije]

I’m at a loss for words. I have never seen no shit like this on housewives. #RHOA

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Things just got awkward live on TV.

Opiyo Wandayi claimed they had agreed a deal with matatu operators to end the strike and even said there were no questions only for one of the matatu leaders to go live moments later and completely contradict him.

This is exactly the kind of courage Kenya needs.

Speak the truth publicly. Don’t let leaders rewrite reality while cameras are rolling.

[Jeffrey K 🍉 @JayFreaKay]

I don’t know what is normally wrong with us but I love it 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Tony Bologna @NOTduffnobeer]

Man fuck it if you 25+ you shouldn’t be hanging with nobody 18-19