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[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

Apparently a howler monkey named Baya moved to Denver Zoo with her three sons, met a capybara named Rebecca and basically decided, “Yes. This one. I like this one.” Now she seeks Rebecca out to cuddle with her, hugs her and has even been seen riding on her back, while Rebecca apparently just accepts the whole situation because she is a capybara and accepting other creatures’ bullsh*t seems to be part of the job description.

[Honey Badger @HoneyBadgerDTNS]

I got problems

[LL Cool Tweet @LLcoooltweet]

I just want Big Cheese to know that I know that you’re making string cheese sticks shorter and charging the same. I am on to your asses!

[𝐍𝐢𝐨𝐡 𝐁𝐞𝐫𝐠 🇮🇷 ✡︎ @NiohBerg]

A major terrorist attack was prevented because a farmer saw suspicious brown men and called the authorities.

Rural racism saves lives.

[osama @0ba0sama]

the french would rather burn paris to the ground than be forced to have a job for two more years, gotta respect that.

[Jason Kenney 🇨🇦🇺🇦🇮🇱 @jkenney]

The six acolytes who served Mass for Pope Leo today, in front of a congregation of a million people in Paris.

All young men with Down Syndrome❤️🥲✝️

Deo gratias!

[𝕯𝖞𝖑𝖆𝖓™ @Dylanszn01]

At this age, I don’t want another “team-building exercise.” I want everyone to read their emails and do what they said they were going to do.

[Ari🦋✨ @Ariszn12]

The older I get, the more I understand why people disappear into little towns, buy an old house, grow tomatoes, bake bread, and mind their own damn business..

[Rio @isthatRioo]

Oh this nigga skedaddling

[Chris Cillizza @ChrisCillizza]

"Her demands could be unusual, such as requiring aides to feed live crickets to her family’s pet chameleon, Meatball."

Reader, I laughed

https://t.co/FoULr7PVO8

[Dad @achiever4L]

Cave divers with 3 kids and a loving wife when they hear about a cave called Lucifer’s asshole

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

An elderly woman makes cat accessories and uses her black cat as a model to sell them.

[♱ katana ♱ @aspenkatana]

This is frying me so bad

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN TRYING TO GET HIS CATS INSIDE THE HOUSE FOR THE EVENING IS THE GREATEST VIDEO YOU WILL WATCH TODAY 😭

[Stephen Staley @stevestaley]

Someone on my street puts out light, nonsensical lawn signs. Replaces them every few weeks. I assume he’s mocking lawn sign people and if so, I need to meet him.

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i've had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he's alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

[bug girl @buggirl]

do u think he constantly remembers this and is like oh my god Why did i say that

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

En 1989, un pelícano empezó a ir cada día a una guardería de Japón, donde jugaba y convivía con los niños como si fuera uno más.