Chelsey Eisen

ask me about my doggos

[Chelsey Eisen @chelbellllll]

I have no idea who this little girl is

[Chris Swiftie™ ☁️ @HuffleBoy]

Lots of people have disappointed me in life but never Taylor Swift

[britthillll @britthillll]

Idk who needs to hear this, but you can believe Sierra deserved better while also acknowledging Michael and Danielle are probably more compatible #BachelorInParadise

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

any season can be spooky season when you’re left alone with your thoughts

[Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ @maryfairybobrry]

Why would I need a haunted house when I can just open the dishwasher and see how my husband arranged the dishes

[sad oat @sad_oat]

where the fuck is david spade #BachelorInParadise

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

#Leos love their alone time. There's just something they enjoy about the peace and quiet of their own mind.

[Sierra Lewis @lyn_sierra]

Someone asked me yesterday what brand of vodka we have for the wedding……sir, I promised you free booze not good booze. Don’t ask me anymore dumb shit.

[Chelsey Eisen @chelbellllll]

@lyn_sierra 😂😂😂 I can relate

[Chelsey Eisen @chelbellllll]

@lyn_sierra Same

[Madi Prewett Troutt @madiprew]

Don’t let anyone who hasn’t been in your shoes tell you how to tie your laces.

[emilio @emilio__oilime]

your wife is in labor and you're rushing her to the hospital. you get in a cab and it turns out to be the cash cab. do you play or not

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court

[LEO @Leo_Tweets]

#Leo are great at sitting back and observing your bullshit when you think nobody is noticing.

[Tayshia Adams @tayshia]

it’s not about what keeps you up at night, it’s about what gets you out of bed in the morning

[Deja @dxjaf]

I can’t wait to hear my suitcase rolling through the airport🥲

[Roshay C. @roshaycherice]

My problem is I think every meal is supposed to be spicy.

[Chelsey Eisen @chelbellllll]

@binadewitt Dude I think about this all the time

[Chelsey Eisen @chelbellllll]

I didn’t realize until last night that I am going wedding dress shopping (today) ON SWEETEST DAY! 💗