chelsea

life’s a garden dig it

[chelsea @cheldaddyy]

Really gotta get my hands on a pigeon

[chelsea @cheldaddyy]

Please don’t voice text around me. It’s lowkey rude and I really have no desire to listen to one side of a conversation I have zero to do with

[꩜ m ꩜ @twoheadedm0th]

girl take ur bra off and smoke a joint

[chelsea @cheldaddyy]

“I dressed like jasmine one year for Halloween. Your father was a woman. He got fucked by an ape”
-my mother

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Never deleting this app

[chelsea @cheldaddyy]

Having to drive by your ex’s exit every couple weeks for doctors appointments is a sick kind of exposure therapy

[chelsea @cheldaddyy]

@JocelynCrystal I LOVE ROMANCE

[chelsea @cheldaddyy]

About to rewatch Heated Rivalry for the 4th time, I have a problem

[chelsea @cheldaddyy]

I gotta stop hitting joints like they’re cigarettes. I just casually chiefed almost an entire pre roll to the face without noticing because I was treating that shit like a Marlboro light

[chelsea @cheldaddyy]

Being employed finally is cool and all but what do you mean I can’t get violently high at all hours of the day and have to wait until 10pm to smoke now 😐

[chelsea @cheldaddyy]

Had the most vivid dream about my cat last night - I could hear her purring and feel her trying to kneed on me like she always did. God, I miss her so much 😔

[chelsea @cheldaddyy]

Good enough to fuck but never enough to love

[chelsea @cheldaddyy]

Horse racing is just vintage NASCAR

[Carter @CurlyMcNulty]

When they’re being mean to Kathy Bates in Titanic

[joji @jojipaints]

telling him my favorite anime is the Simpsons