fallon

West Virginia University Alumni //Gabe💍 & Daisy 🐾// Mansfield, MA 🏡

[fallon @faligator]

📍Sutton, MA - Purgatory Chasm

[fallon @faligator]

I’m breaking my 2 year twitter hiatus just to quote this and say my brother in law is better than yours— what a call!!! 👏🏻🏒🥅

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

This call was electric ⚡🔊️

Marie-Philip Poulin nailed a 3OT game-winner to even the series against Minnesota in the PWHL Walter Cup playoffs!

(via @thepwhlofficial)

[fallon @faligator]

I’m breaking my twitter hiatus solely bc it’s the only place I can bitch about being 1 of 2 catholic people working for a Jewish company yet my request off for CHRISTMAS EVE was denied………..

[fallon @faligator]

Hey @gopioneers can you please up your alumni gear??? 😂😂😂 maybe have more than a size small pls & thank youuuuu

[fallon @faligator]

@jerseymikes So sad, the gift card you sent me was invalid when I went to use it 🤦🏻‍♀️👎🏼 I’ve tried DMing you guys but have got no response

[fallon @faligator]

Breaking my twitter hiatus just to personally wish @jerseymikes as terrible of a Friday morning that I’m having thanks to them making my gluten free sandwich…..on a GLUTEN FULL BUN🫠🫠🫠 I haven’t had it since I found out I was celiac and I am UNWELLLLLLLL 🤗🤗🤗🤗

[fallon @faligator]

I love how @Xfinity is the only internet provider that services my condo and charges us OUT THE ROOF for service, yet it’s down whenever I need it most???? Lmao high key robbery

[fallon @faligator]

Plot twist, his mother cooked the whole week at the Airbnb but we got our dinner catered LOL

[fallon @faligator]

Gabe just told me he wouldn’t marry me unless his mom was the one to cater the reception

[fallon @faligator]

Fallon Maynard 💅

[fallon @faligator]

I wrote a note in my phone on January 19th 2017, 10 days after we met, that Gabe was going to be my husband someday and it’s still so surreal to me that after 5 years I’m officially going to be Fallon Maynard.

[fallon @faligator]

@jerseymikes I did!

[fallon @faligator]

Bring it back

[WVU Mountaineers · Let’s Go! @WestVirginiaU]

Tent City: a WVU tradition since 2014. ⛺️

[Onté @OnteGrey]

Thinking of Tent City @ WVU and how these new kids will never get that 😭

[fallon @faligator]

Find it v interesting that people who have made fun of how open I am and how much I post on social media throughout the years…are now trying to make a career out of their social media hahahahahahha it’s ok tho everyone has a story to tell and unlike you I ain’t gonna judge u🤔🤔

[fallon @faligator]

now a days twitter gives the same energy that it did back in 2010/2011

[fallon @faligator]

I couldn’t figure out if I took my adhd meds this morning and it wasn’t until I just wrote a poem that I reliezed I def took it bc I haven’t written a poem since I was in elementary school 😂

[fallon @faligator]

I fell off twitter so hard 🥺 like I genuinely used to spend hours a day scrolling on twitter and now I open it maybe 4 times a week just to close it after a few minutes, it just isn’t the same 😭

[fallon @faligator]

Every single day I day dream about going back to Montana

[fallon @faligator]

I forget twitter is a thing tbh what happened to this platform in the last year 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

@Reese10Angel You have achieved a level of pissing these people off that I professionally strive to and still can't match.

[fallon @faligator]

@chrissyteigen Pick me!!! Im unemployed I’ll pack a bag and fly out tomorrow 😂😂😂 all I need is a flight from Logan to LAX

[fallon @faligator]

Me 3 years ago a month deep into the pandemic hahahahaha