Chella Maltese

[Chella Maltese @chella651]

Ruth Bader Ginsberg was the 107th person to be appointed to the Supreme Court in 1993. However, only the second woman to ever be appointed. #ThinkAboutIt

[MN Running Club @MNRunClub]

LET’S GET SPOOKY👻 Join us for our annual Halloween run around campus today at 5:30pm! Don’t know what to wear? Here’s a photo from last year for some inspiration:

[Chella Maltese @chella651]

@mnwild 💚GO WILD❤️ #fresh1

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

Imagine how much more advanced society would be today if women, who comprise half the world’s brain power, were socially & intellectually enfranchised from the beginning of civilization.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning to the struggling
(he wrote, knowing all of us are struggling)
to the tired
(he wrote, feeling pretty tired himself)
to the living
(he wrote, covering his bases)
to the dead
(he wrote, for we are never gone)
& to you,
doing your best
(I know you are, pal, I see you)

[Chella Maltese @chella651]

@ASmith015 @KellyBusche No, but also still no

[la reina del sur @marsanchez__]

Hey best friend. If you see this, I miss you. You’re my favorite and I can’t wait to be with you again. I love you stupid

[Chella Maltese @chella651]

@ASmith015 @NetflixIsAJoke I don’t think I’ve ever related to something more in my life

[Chella Maltese @chella651]

If you aren’t going to stand up for what you believe in then what’s the point of standing up in the morning?

[alex meyer @alexmeyerrr]

Why aren’t drive thru pasta places a thing

[Evan Dumas @eedumas]

How To Not Burn Out: Some tips

1. Talk about what makes you feel stressed with a human who will listen with respect and understanding.

[MN Running Club @MNRunClub]

Celebrate the start of the school year with us tomorrow! We’ll be cooking out at East River Flats (behind Coffman) at 1pm. Come through for good food and company☀️😎

[Rachel Dratch @TheRealDratch]

Amy Poehler was named one of the 40 most powerful people in comedy and her answers to these questions are genius:
(Also before you bust me out- I realize my battery is on 4%)

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Olive Garden commercials and then asked it to write an Olive Garden commercial of its own. Here is the first page.

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

Gmorning.
YOU ARE SO LOVED AND WE LIKE HAVING YOU AROUND.
*ties one end of this sentence to your heart, the other end to everyone who loves you, even the ones you haven't heard from for awhile*
*checks knots*
THERE. STAY PUT, YOU.
❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[WeeabooSavior 🦊 @tricookingqueen]

IF A CREEP WANTS YOUR NUMBER

605-475-6968 -Rejection hotline, politely explains that whoever gave you this number turned you down

866-740-4531 -Responds with "I am Groot"

515-808-2362 -Only plays the John Cena thing

309-889-0497 -Plays the Evangelion theme

RT to save a life!