Michelle Hoff

Be the type of person that leaves a mark, not a scar 💕

[Michelle Hoff @chelle_hoff]

In search of:
A boyfriend that will rub my back but like not get me pregnant

[Michelle Hoff @chelle_hoff]

You know what time it is! #skol 💜💛

[Michelle Hoff @chelle_hoff]

By far the best Cinderella movie. If you need to be educated I am always ready for a movie night 💙

[Michelle Hoff @chelle_hoff]

@leilanibre_ And you don’t need a college degree to know that!! 🙌🏽

[Michelle Hoff @chelle_hoff]

I woke up from night shift to find out the Vikings lost TO THE BROWNS. BY A TOUCHDOWN. 🙄

If you need me I’ll be back in bed. #vikingsfan #rough

[Michelle Hoff @chelle_hoff]

@jordixb Understandable! Better to be safe than to be sorry unfortunately 😅

[jamaalwvetose @jamaalwvetose]

Due to personal reasons, I will be violently successful at everything I do

[gabbi @gabbi_thoughts]

do you know how bad things need to get for steve from blue’s clues to step in

[𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐛𝐢𝐞 @kaitlynzieler]

I want to be the house that throws all the barbecues and sporting parties

[Michelle Hoff @chelle_hoff]

Hello, I am a horse 🐴

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

why are guys so obsessed w long hair? “You should grow your hair out it would look so good” no. Go date a horse.

[Michelle Hoff @chelle_hoff]

@serenabakerr I’m sure I have some good candids for you to use 😉😂

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

imagine swimming for almost a mile and having to rap the entire time remarkable

[Tonya Murray @tmurray_]

It’s my time to shine. @MichelobULTRA everyone please retweet for me!!!

[25. @mmelanindaj]

This year is teaching me that putting yourself first isnt selfish, it’s necessary.

[Michelle Hoff @chelle_hoff]

My friends just pranked phone called me....

#nevergrowup

[Michelle Hoff @chelle_hoff]

@mirandalmullen @JuliaMortier My favorite part is the “hey pretty lady! How have you been?” Before it all 😂😂

[Michelle Hoff @chelle_hoff]

@MirradaClarin Last time I planned a Bachelor party my friend broke their wrist 🤷🏼‍♀️