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I’m rebelling against having to think of a bio.

[bingleboop @chellybellyblub]

@MedvedevRussiaE @RemindMe_OfThis in a year

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

porn and vaping gotta be the lamest shit u could ever get addicted to

[Matt Allen @investmattallen]

Taking out a 50K loan to pay for a 6 hour wedding is crazy to me

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

bro how tf do you block team snapchat

[ryan kahl @IdiotRyanKahl]

i’ve been thinking about writing a sequel to the bible. it’s gonna be called the bible 2

[bingleboop @chellybellyblub]

@wrowclif @jetfand But like wouldn’t you think that heating your home with electricity is more common now days than wood

[bingleboop @chellybellyblub]

@Solitaire_Home These commercials are what my nightmares are like. They make zero sense and jump to an impossibly bad conclusion based on zero logic or likelohood. Complete random anxiety

[bug girl @buggirl]

some of y’all’s headlights should legally not be allowed to be that bright i feel like LED headlights are going to be my cause of death

[Hodgetwins @hodgetwins]

We just found out that our own govt. murdered a sitting US President in the 60’s and it barely made headlines 🤯

[pj @pjayevans]

Getting actually mad at my friend who threw a banana at me in Mario Kart

[emily may @emilykmay]

Remember in high school when they told us that if we kissed the person we were dating we were kissing someone else’s spouse and we were pre-cheating on our future spouse.

[Seerut K. Chawla @seerutkchawla]

Most people are so used to fluffy, indirect, sugar-coated speech that direct adult communication feels like an attack.

[bingleboop @chellybellyblub]

@CryptoKaleo A girl calling a man bud is even more degrading

[bingleboop @chellybellyblub]

@Mongu_please @bilbosfootcomb … on a rare occasion I’m sure it has but that wasn’t my point. Ur weird

[˚✧benjamjn @kylie_gender]

Scrolling through Venmo looking at all the couples that charge each other money

[Härkönen @yokaihainen]

Egyptian poem from 3,300 years ago

[J.G.M.Hatton (Jacob Genetically Modified Hatton) @jhattoncomedy]

WHO faces a crisis???

[bingleboop @chellybellyblub]

@cigarette_liker Husband*

[bingleboop @chellybellyblub]

@cigarette_liker Why can’t the women just text their wife and ask which meal they want