Chelsea

big nerd, beard support, media connoisseur; act justly, love mercy, walk humbly, be good to each other (she/her)

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

Bombing Venezuela is unacceptable to justify nabbing a guy the government would have just given up for free.

America sucks and is defending itself without being attacked. Abusive boyfriend behavior.

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

Derek and I unknowingly played the judge at this weekend's 2HG prerelease and he had to dash away at one point for a call.

He came back to the table, apologized, and then looked at his partner and said, "How do you think Australians pronounce Momo?"

I love Magic: the Gathering.

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

Dispatch's dispatch mechanic is super similar to our irl system.

I am literally trained to handle it?? Idk if I like this.

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

@hedgewilde brother I barely made it 🤣🤘

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

bruh I just attended a concert that was almost five hours long with three openers and the main band set being 90 minutes long

my knees, my back, I'm too old for that

Mayday Parade was absolute gas, though

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

the Marble Hornets guys doing a supplementary slenderman series because of their kickstarter book gives me life

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

it's possible empathy is not a sin, but rather a really necessary thing for a society to not collapse

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

Emergency healthcare humor is unparalleled.

"Disregard, mommy is picking him up" over the radio is perfect traffic.

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

AHHHHH https://t.co/ZSMjJtvtPd

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

Johnny Cage is one of my favorite fighting game characters of all time and Karl Urban can do no wrong and I am rolling into the sun

https://t.co/T88oe8A83b

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

Props to the dude who shouted out my @DesertBus shirt today in Meijer.

@loadingreadyrun you have at least two fans in Michigan.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

it didn’t take 100 years to get back to this stage of fascism

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

Why do the tornadoes always land on our shift.

We're cursed.

At least we didn't have a FedEx warehouse MCI this time. 🙃

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

I love them and I love this for them.

[Giant Bomb @giantbomb]

Giant Bomb lives! Fandom has sold the site to us and it is now fully independent and employee-owned. We'll see you all on Tuesday for the Giant Bombcast.

For more info right now, head over to https://t.co/eOhDx8bEYV

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

I know the ship has already mostly sunk at this point but it sucks to see it go like this.

A lot of games media I consume (and favorite journalists) were employed through Polygon and GB and I hope everyone lands alright. Again.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

'Giant Bomb content is currently on hold while Fandom engages in a “strategic reset and realignment of our media brands"'

Dan Ryckert and Jeff Grubb have departed, Mike Minotti will no longer contribute to Giant Bomb

https://t.co/WXIr6s6HGM

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

I haven't taken PTO in so long that one of my sups thought I was lying when I said I had tonight off.

Brother I have a Spiritbox to catch and some catching up to spiritbox. 👉👉

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

I met my roommate's boyfriend for the first time without my glasses on.

I have a -4.25 prescription. I thought I was just going downstairs to put tots in the airfryer to eat in bed before work and instead had to greet a nebulous man that I have no idea what he looks like.

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

Robert Pattenson is a force.

I love Bong Joon-ho and he gave one of the most attractive men the direction to be a dweeb who dies a lot to connect with a giant rolly polly. Mickey 17 is great.

Also watch more Bong Joon-ho movies please.

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

WHY FRIEND SHAPED

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A bear catching steamed buns with honey

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

Just feed me anti-capitalist propaganda, gross aliens, and sick ass androids.

Also it's not a real Alien movie if I'm not clapping erratically and screeching "noooooo" the entire time and I definitely was doing that most of the time.

[Chelsea @chelsasquatch]

Man, I can't believe I've waited this long to watch Alien: Romulus. What a fantastic homage. I actually really liked Prometheus and Covenant, but they didn't understand the assignment like Romulus does.