Chelsea Ledet

[Chelsea Ledet @chelseacpt]

http://t.co/dTXQ8ARr5c I almost did this stupid thing at work where I think for myself.

[Chelsea Ledet @chelseacpt]

http://t.co/YsdWZcJuyg "Hey, it's been 6 seconds. Check your phone again." (my brain)

[Chelsea Ledet @chelseacpt]

http://t.co/Sk9vouqv6I The worst part of going to church with my family is when we get caught on the Kiss Cam.

[Chelsea Ledet @chelseacpt]

In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing. http://t.co/eu1kQU87QZ

[Chelsea Ledet @chelseacpt]

Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/cLF2unJhNq

[Chelsea Ledet @chelseacpt]

Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you? http://t.co/tow6as7LNI

[Chelsea Ledet @chelseacpt]

http://t.co/PaVQtXIRkb The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says".

[Chelsea Ledet @chelseacpt]

http://t.co/9G4BWPQE The only effective way to end a Facebook conversation is with "LOL"

[Chelsea Ledet @chelseacpt]

http://t.co/y8aS5buS I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut.

[Chelsea Ledet @chelseacpt]

My number one rule to live by is: Don't die. http://t.co/Nk6Oz2fp