Chelsea Geiger

[Karthik @KarthikForTexas]

This is like if AOC ran for Governor of Alabama and lost and we tried to argue it was fraud.

[Chelsea Geiger @chelseasproblem]

@potatoslav Unfortunately, if he failed that test, it goes to the eye doctor and then it’s a whole thing trying to test a baby’s vision when they can’t answer those questions! Signed, mom whose son has been in glasses since 15 months.

[Cinema Tweets @CinemaTweets1]

Cate Blanchett should have 3 Oscars on her mantel as we speak- not 2. Part of the reason I say this is because it’s clear to me now more than ever that Tár is the performance of her career. She won an Oscar for Blue Jasmine & The Aviator but this is her magnum opus…so far.

[Senator Mark Kelly @SenMarkKelly]

Yes

[Chelsea Geiger @chelseasproblem]

Elite is actually silver cross or bugaboo

[gaut @0xgaut]

one day you’re 25 and the next you’re getting sorted into one of the four stroller houses for your baby

[Chelsea Geiger @chelseasproblem]

@vers_laLune My grandma worked. My grandpa helped her with the housework. My grandma outlived my grandfather by 5 years. I always say that’s because he was a good, helpful partner that it allowed her to have a life! So when he went, she still had a lot to live for.

[༺☆༻cin✩‧ @sleepingbvby]

nobody brags about their state more than californians (the best state ever btw)

[Chelsea Geiger @chelseasproblem]

@bjhrosie Her and Anna Gunn in breaking bad.

[Chelsea Geiger @chelseasproblem]

@BeckyTheChicken Right before Thanksgiving. Perfect excuse to be home and cozy.

[mandy is doing practical magic 🪻 @booksandmulder]

couples i would like to see in the next season of love story:

[Chelsea Geiger @chelseasproblem]

@rilaws I was just explaining the significance of that skate to my wife!

[Chelsea Geiger @chelseasproblem]

@thecavemommy Waggoner

[lara @hanyuotonal]

ice dance should have been abolished the minute virtue moir retired btw

[Sentient Felicity (Kate R.) @AlaskanKate]

The hairdo? The sick colonial ball gown turned into a peplum top? The stupid BOWS ON THE JEANS??? Britain, just take us back atp. If this is what we're doing w freedom we don't deserve it.

[Daniel D'Addario @DPD_]

the original "Bad Bunny"

[Steve Mudflap McGrew’s REMASCULATE podcast @REMASCULATE]

Me waiting on the cashier to notice me after I screwed up self-checkout again

[Parody Chandler Bing @ChandlerBing_12]

Take me back to the days when Phoebe Buffay was in charge of ice not Donald Trump

[Flop Updates @ThatJLawStan]

Them all looking up at her like she’s Jesus Christ