catluvrchel

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[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

@acechhh She was cake

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

@Annaleezerr @tarfeels I disagree

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

Spotify must think I’m a slut for cheap beats and you know what she’s right

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

@Annaleezerr Wow thank you for respecting my privacy during this time

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

Has a five loko joke made it around twitter yet I’m too tired to look

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

At what point is “ugly fashion” a trend and not just “I’ve got a shit wardrobe” because I feel I’ve been toeing the bad side of the line for 15 years now and deserve a breakthrough

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

@Annaleezerr 4 me

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

Where to find gusts of wind for ur nyc hot girl summer:
- walking into a flock of pigeons taking flight
- standing too close 2 traffic
- perfectly timing a delayed train as it pushes hot air onto the platform
- waiters whisking away chairs as you say “just me tn”
Stay cool ladies

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

At the point in my life where I don’t even want the people at Planet Fitness knowing that I’m wearing the Planet Fitness free t-shirt

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

Bikers better get their affairs in order for their final reckoning. Rollerbladers are organizing a coup in mass numbers during the night hours to stake a claim on their lanes

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

Wishing the entire quality of my sleep didn’t depend on a box fan that sometimes delivers impeccable white noise and other times sounds like a rusted nail is getting whipped around like a pinball

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

Might fuck around and tattoo bangs

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

When the ceo of your global company has to let you in to your floor 2 days in a row bc you irresponsibly lost your work badge drinking one night. It’s called networking baby

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

U kno there’s a god when the day you impulsively buy travel Cheetos is also the day you brought orange gym shorts to walk home in. Earth-saving napkin

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

@Annaleezerr Wish this came as a surface cleaner!

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

Highest compliment in my youth was being the one that the hibachi chef would do all the gags on

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

Me attempting the treadmill after a quick lift sesh

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

Not sure why a celebrity woman’s birthday always ends up being about the way her mans looks at her. Get a grip Hollywood media

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

Me to the IRS after filing my taxes incredibly wrong on TurboTax self service

[catluvrchel @chelseystark2]

@OnTheBrink17 @omackey13 @simd333zzzz @CNeal3 I will personally wipe my sweat off of the dance floor so you can worm across the entire length of it without worrying about stains