chelsea

mother. author. columnist. taller than most. lover of love. glass half full viewer. loud talker. even louder laugher.

[chelsea @chelshoop]

Why is this happening? The game has started. Why is @espn doing this to me on a work night? 😭 @TexasTechMBB

[chelsea @chelshoop]

Honey harvest!
#TikTok https://t.co/UkRGbz2MsN

[Mavs Lead @MavsLead]

SHOUTOUT TIM MACMAHON FOR FLAMING NICO HARRISON ABOUT THE LUKA TRADE🔥🔥🔥🔥

READ WHAT HE SAID BELOW👇👇👇

[chelsea @chelshoop]

🤔 ❤️

[Mavs PR @MavsPR]

Mavs Injury Update:

Kyrie Irving (right shoulder soreness), P.J. Washington Jr. (right knee soreness), Daniel Gafford (left ankle soreness), Dereck Lively II (right ankle stress fracture) and Dwight Powell (right hip strain) will be OUT today against the Cavaliers.

[chelsea @chelshoop]

Out of no where, my 8yo just asked me if Prince William owns all the whales in the world. #princeofwales 🤴 🐳 🐋 @KensingtonRoyal

[chelsea @chelshoop]

One thing about me… you’re never gonna find my radio volume, tv volume, or thermostat on an odd number.

[Dirk Nowitzki @swish41]

Great run @dallasmavs
Heads up!! We will be back!!!

[chelsea @chelshoop]

Well that’s the last time I believe a Corgi.

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Never forget when our parents thought it was perfectly fine that we dress like saloon girls posing in front of liquor bottles while my brother holds a gun in his socks.

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The @dallasmavs are like our own @Globies.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Welcome to the Wheel of Fortune Hall of Fame

[chelsea @chelshoop]

Today is #nationalbrotherday. And I’m here to tell you that when you have a big brother, he will never stop fulfilling what he thinks his job is- pestering the living hell out of you. But I wouldn’t trade him.

[chelsea @chelshoop]

My favorite thing that cats do is watch you walk towards them, and then as you pass, they jump straight up like you spooked them.

[chelsea @chelshoop]

I have waited so many Christmases for one to work for me!

[chelsea @chelshoop]

You’ve heard of #ElfOnTheShelf . Get ready for.. (@tkelce)

[chelsea @chelshoop]

You’ve heard of #ElfOnTheShelf . Get ready for.. (@tkelce)

[chelsea @chelshoop]

My 7 year old’s letter to Santa Pt 2:
“I also want a Jersey of @StephenCurry30 or any jersey. Can I have a mini hoop. God bless.”

[chelsea @chelshoop]

My 7 year old’s letter to Santa Pt 1:
“Dear Santa,
I know I haven’t wrote a letter to you in a long time. But here I am. I want for the homeless to have a hotel for a night. Ok now for me. I want a hover board and a box for a fake elf. Make sure it has a note that says it’s fake.

[chelsea @chelshoop]

My 7 year old’s letter to Santa Pt 1:
“Dear Santa,
I know I haven’t wrote a letter to you in a long time. But here I am. I want for the homeless to have a hotel for a night. Ok now for me. I want a hover board and a box for a fake elf. Make sure it has a note that says it’s fake.

[chelsea @chelshoop]

When I look on Zillow to see what they think my home is valued⬇️. And also when I see my property taxes and what the county thinks my home is valued. ⬆️

[chelsea @chelshoop]

@KellyWillisKW So beautiful! ❤️

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Happy anniversary, @Hooper