Larry Hooper

I love everybody. You should too. Can I pet your dog?

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I feel like when God asked me if I wanted to be good looking or rich I should’ve picked one but I was taking a drink of water and some went down the wrong pipe and I started coughing and here we are.

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I’m not going to other sites and to be honest, I’m done here too. There’s no joy in this place any more.

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The @JasonIsbell lyric “I left my wallet in a hotel room” makes me as anxious as the entire “Anxiety” song.

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One of the whitest things about me is how much I LOVE chicken salad.

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@leasdef There are no actual bears in the whole show. *

I haven’t watched it but based on what I’ve seen about it I believe this to be true.

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We went to see Elemental and left halfway through. Just not good.

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I’m going to save them.

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In my head, “Save the World” off @JasonIsbell’s #Weathervanes is the 3rd song in a trilogy with “Anxiety” and “What have I done to help?”

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@Farcethemusic Let me know if you have any questions.

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I was the worst of the two of us
Rex's blues wasn't through with us
You were bound for glory and grown to die
Oh, but why wasn't I? Why wasn't I?

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@dk_music What about his Associates?

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I’ve never seen any living thing love anything as much as my dog loves swimming.

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@danielwcarlson I think this quote weekly.

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@JBlaineTrain You’re a strange plant. #burn.

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@blakeells Texas: Willie Nelson, Buddy Holly, Selena, ZzTop, Townes, Guy, George Jones, Beyoncé, Stevie Ray, George Strait, Freddy Fender, Waylon Jennings, Erykah Badu… the list goes on and on.

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@thick_trinity Hi. Camp director here. Come work for me.

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Happy Mothers Day to @chelshoop, I’m glad we had these beautiful knuckleheads.

[chelsea @chelshoop]

That jokester turtle laughed hard and said, “Got your nose!” (My dog and the turtle are both fine now.)

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@waterhauler @JasonIsbell Yep. And “it’s the weight of the world, but it’s nothing at all”

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Some songs are too perfect to not come from experience. There’s absolutely no way @JasonIsbell could’ve written “Anxiety” without having lived it. It too perfectly describes what anxiety feels like to come from secondhand knowledge. It’s surgically accurate.