m as in mancy

snack hoarder

[m as in mancy @chelsimus_prime]

Hamburger help us all.

[m as in mancy @chelsimus_prime]

@ScottJund I express my hatred of those tiktoks often.

[CinnamonToastKen @cinnamontoastk]

Oh no, Kevin...

[m as in mancy @chelsimus_prime]

"Add me on snap! I check that more than this dating app!"

Me:

[m as in mancy @chelsimus_prime]

Why sit through a voicemail greeting long enough to leave a 2 second voicemail of you hanging up?????

[m as in mancy @chelsimus_prime]

Carbs on carbs on carbs.

[m as in mancy @chelsimus_prime]

I just need someone to bring me midol and iced coffee, plz & thx.

[m as in mancy @chelsimus_prime]

What's the point of paying monthly for healthcare if I'm still going to be responsible for 90% of the bill????

[m as in mancy @chelsimus_prime]

Hamburger help us all.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

If BOTTOM = soggy
Then

[m as in mancy @chelsimus_prime]

ALL 👏 LANDLORDS 👏 SHOULD 👏 ALLOW 👏 PETS👏

[m as in mancy @chelsimus_prime]

I think the only reason I'm grouchy is because I don't eat enough mozzarella cheese sticks.

[m as in mancy @chelsimus_prime]

Hi,

I come here to bitch.

Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

[Pastor Ben @BenjaminPDixon]

Could we not

[m as in mancy @chelsimus_prime]

I'm so sick of money being a fucking issue.

[m as in mancy @chelsimus_prime]

Good morning, heartburn.

[m as in mancy @chelsimus_prime]

"treat yo self"
I say as I swipe my "Low Balance" notification off of my screen.

[m as in mancy @chelsimus_prime]

@2ScoopsOfCaleb @Coop_Deville28 The last thing I want to do is spend a fucking reunion at fat pattys.... Where I worked for 5 fucking years. I'll just go out by myself. I hated high school anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️