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[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Chelsea Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Xabi Alonso as Manager of the Men’s Team.

The Spaniard will begin his role on July 1, 2026, having agreed a four-year contract at Stamford Bridge.

Welcome to Chelsea, Xabi!

[CS @chelskishadow]

@cb2milli Tell em again

[CS @chelskishadow]

@TheChelseaForum @SebC__ Alonso goated or propaganda

[CS @chelskishadow]

@michael_rigoni I have 278 shares, sell and re buy after earnings? I’m expecting a dip. Or hold? Think I’m going to take some out of LUNR and top up SIVE then as well.

[CS @chelskishadow]

Tommy what have you done

[CS @chelskishadow]

KOPAMA

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 BREAKING: Cole Palmer is set to miss out on going to the World Cup. (@JacobsBen, @Matt_Law_DT, @SamiMokbel_BBC)

[CS @chelskishadow]

@SS____899 Rock Nayshun 2 man step

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@DjedSpence You’re a bitch

[CS @chelskishadow]

I hate blueco but I hate Dougie Snitchley more. Telling a bad b to fuck off for being a hoe, is self-respect. Rock Nayshun stand up 🗣️

[Dougie Critchley @DougieCritchley]

It's a pretty damning indictment on the quality of decision-making at Chelsea...

That Enzo Maresca is viewed as the perfect long-term successor to Pep Guardiola, the most successful manager of his era, and one of the greatest in history.

[Darko @Darko_Baba]

If you not ready to die for Alonso kindly go city and join Maresca, we don’t need some of you weirdos.

[CS @chelskishadow]

@Darko_Baba Rock Nayshun stand up

[CS @chelskishadow]

@InvertTheWing Evil never lasts.

[CS @chelskishadow]

@cb2milli His downfall will be televised

[CS @chelskishadow]

This is corruption in broad daylight

[🦦🪻 @marcevchls]

6ft on tinder and good leaps you take what you can get son

[CS @chelskishadow]

@LKCOYB Reece Josh Levi Hall 🕊️

[CS @chelskishadow]

@TakesofAC No one even knows it yet

[CS @chelskishadow]

Kyllie Kyllie..

[CS @chelskishadow]

Kyllie Kyllie..

[RAŽ⛩️ @SS____899]

Do you know the possibilities of signings ?
Just off the fact he can make a phone call the others we’ve had just can’t?

[CS @chelskishadow]

@hmmski Daily is a great servant to the club, he’s just fucked in the head

[CS @chelskishadow]

‘UECL’ will give Cole, Enzo, and myself, the ick

[CFCDaily @CFCDaily]

Still will take a lot but if current results hold it’s in Chelsea’s hands to finish in a UECL spot…A win on Tuesday would have us 2pts behind a UEL spot going into final day.

I fully expect none of this to happen given they seem checked out but show some pride to your new coach