©helsea Gallinge®

My heart is drenched in Wine. Prudy & Chelsea 05/01/13

[Kate, NP @thelakesshow]

Dogs that go to daycare, eat premium food, and have luxury bedding accommodations should qualify as dependents on taxes

[©helsea Gallinge® @chelslg]

Tell me you’re starved for attention without telling me you’re starved for attention: I’ll let you go first.

[©helsea Gallinge® @chelslg]

Wooo weee this confused patient going to get me confused here pretty soon. #round&round

[©helsea Gallinge® @chelslg]

I don’t know if it’s normal how many times I cry during cheaper by the dozen and cheaper by the dozen 2.

[Legally Redheaded @californtia_]

I need a kidney. Blood type A+. Contact the Mayo Clinic in Phoenix AZ and give them my name, Tia Curl.

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[©helsea Gallinge® @chelslg]

Not only do I have a forever best friend but I have a shopping, sipping, eating, and venting about hospital bs partner. So proud of you @emmgoins I love you more than you will ever know.

[©helsea Gallinge® @chelslg]

Last shift for 8 days and I’m sprinkling spice on every person I see. Come on people let’s love!!!

[©helsea Gallinge® @chelslg]

I’d love to know why they only put 3 pillows on this king size bed in the hotel I stay at for work?

[©helsea Gallinge® @chelslg]

Ruger and I can’t tell if it’s thunder or someone is beating down the garage door and with Cunter in the building working on God only knows what, we are relying on Copper and Negan to defend us. #goodplan

[©helsea Gallinge® @chelslg]

Rizzoli & Isles is the best crime show...no argument ya can’t beat it.

[Ryan Fournier @RyanAFournier]

If you voted for Biden, you were played. Big time.

[Chad Opitz @chadopitz]

I'm a little suspicious of the new maid they just hired for the White House

[Jason Buttrill @JasonButtrill]

If you think Biden wants “unity” you’re delusional. He wants compliance.

[Cloyd Rivers @CloydRivers]

Merica.

[Pants @GrampaSweater]

Doing room temperature girl shit.

[©helsea Gallinge® @chelslg]

@averagecupofjo Always check your tables after the customer leaves, I only leave cash tips so it’s all yours in ya pocket! Good luck out there!

[©helsea Gallinge® @chelslg]

It’s wild how much a relationship can progress when you remove yourself from toxic/dramatic people and their opinions.

[©helsea Gallinge® @chelslg]

You know your body is really in for it when you wake up in the mornings and get out of bed and hear 7 “pops” from various body parts at the age of 28.