Chelsea

Fun mom

[Chelsea @chelszap]

@mouthbreather 😭

[Wizard_bisan1 @wizardbisan]

BTW, people in Gaza would have never accepted to record their death! Their cut bodies!, to shoot them crying, screaming, helpless and homeless, and lost between pain and rubble, but they tried to show the world with some hope that anything would change, but they were failed.

[Chelsea @chelszap]

@mouthbreather You were thisclose to becoming an MLM girlie and there was nothing we could do to stop it. Ps- I love thin mints

[Chelsea @chelszap]

How I sleep at night knowing my kids will never have to experience the anxiety of sitting in a tiny box confessing their deepest darkest secrets to a grown man.

[Chelsea @chelszap]

@mouthbreather @bengelinas @seanmhannan @katiilona Are we all going to Blink? A 20 year reunion to our high school soundtrack sounds about right

[Chelsea @chelszap]

Not my 90YO grandma giving my 5YO son coffee and beer in the same day 😅

[Chelsea @chelszap]

I still think about the Home Depot sales associate who tried to sell me “fox blinds” 2 years ago. I was so intrigued I had him show me their options. Turned down the isle to see “faux blinds” and it took everything in me not to correct him. I hope he is okay 🥲

[Ryan Zaparyniuk @TheRyanZap]

What a day at @cabotcapebreton. I couldn’t think of a better place to get my first hole in 1. And for it to happen at the 17th at Cliffs is even better. Not sure anything will top this

[Chelsea @chelszap]

Just when you think Hocus Pocus is a kids’ movie, you’re having to explain what a virgin is to your 7YO.

[Chelsea @chelszap]

@JWednesday Tell me this is true!

[Chelsea @chelszap]

@mouthbreather Parent first, work second. This too shall pass 🤍

[Chelsea @chelszap]

When the whole fam is falling ill one by one and you’re the last one standing but you got stuff to do

[Chelsea @chelszap]

Poor bum! Frozen numb! Snow’s so deep, I can’t run. #yegwx #abstorm

[Timothy Caulfield @CaulfieldTim]

Last night AB Premier @jkenney spoke about his concern regarding the "stigma" faced by unvaccinated.

Reality: Being unvaccinated is not an immutable trait or a noble stand. It is almost always simply a decision –usually informed by misinformation & ideological spin.

[Chelsea @chelszap]

@mouthbreather @iammikebrazeau @Saint_Quinn Just kidding, the chips are gone now

[Chelsea @chelszap]

I love you too, boo. But WHY is no one talking about this?? IT’S A CRISIS

[A$MY @mouthbreather]

@chelszap coming in hot on the group chat about a Frank's Hot shortage is only ONE OF HUNDREDS of reasons I love her so damn much 😭🖤. Cc: @JWednesday

[Chelsea @chelszap]

@mouthbreather @iammikebrazeau @Saint_Quinn $10 and a half eaten bag of chips

[Chelsea @chelszap]

@Tordorf @zombeefood I will not sleep tonight 😱

[Chelsea @chelszap]

@mouthbreather @Saint_Quinn We have like 12 different fancy ones, but Franks is our every day because we are not MADE OF MONEY