Jeff

Dad Guy / Wife Guy / Dog Guy (He/Him)

[Mathewjdp @mathewjdp]

I could use your help with my fundraiser on GoFundMe. Please share, support, or donate—every small action counts. https://t.co/P7HpSUTShT

[Jeff @zombeefood]

@DanWilliamsAB Capitalism is about to make that 100 million figure look like rookie numbers, thanks to the climate catastrophe.

[Jeff @zombeefood]

@JonFlynnREstats @ObcnSuperMatt I could argue with you, but it is more fun to insult you.

[Jeff @zombeefood]

@JonFlynnREstats @ObcnSuperMatt Brother, are you dealing with some sort of head injury?

[Jeff @zombeefood]

@nickmmark If only there was some sort of solution that eliminated self checkouts? Maybe creating some sort of role, that could maybe be filled by a person, who maybe, gets paid to check people out?

Just spittballing, though.

[Jeff @zombeefood]

@BrentColman

[Jeff @zombeefood]

One of the benefits of balding, is that I never look in the mirror and think about how fat I am.

[Jeff @zombeefood]

@MelissaMbarki @JeremyAppel1025 BC has wineries, whereas Alberta only has whine.

[Jeff @zombeefood]

@nateglubish Nate, you're undoubtedly a separatist, you're just too cowardly to own it.

[Jeff @zombeefood]

If you still support the @Alberta_UCP after today, you are a separatist.

#ableg #abpoli

[theselongwars @theselongwars_]

still not quite over the fact that i watched 15 year olds get sued for millions of dollars for downloading twelve songs and now we all have to accept AI slop because every tech company in the known universe decided that IP laws don't exist now that they're inconvenient for them

[Jeff @zombeefood]

@FreeAlbertaRob Your boss should call a public inquiry if your staffers didn't do anything wrong.

[Naheed Nenshi @nenshi]

Today, Danielle Smith and the UCP caucus unveiled plans to rig the next election and silence the voices of Albertans:

A new motion indicates the UCP government plans to manipulate the election maps for the next election in their favour, and without any requirement to consult the public.

This has never been done in Canadian history. /1

https://t.co/NZRo4l3QVi

[Jeff @zombeefood]

@AlbertaBogieman @HILITINGHOCKEY My god, it is just stunning how willing you are to bury your head in the sand. Just complete ignorance, unbelievable.

[Bryce Greene @TheGreeneBJ]

A proper society would have thrown this guy in a pit full of spikes three years ago

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

When Akira Kurosawa made Rashomon, he did not have the technology to tell the story from the perspective of an omniscient observer. Now, thanks to AI, we can see the narrative as it really happened

[Jeff @zombeefood]

@sinrin_gaming @LukeBarnett "skill"

[Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau]

[watching the olympics after my only exposure to hockey was heated rivalry]
oh they’re hugging! they’re gonna fuc—nope, no…just punching each other again.

[Jeff @zombeefood]

The Bone Temple Fashion Line was a mistake.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Someone has probably already pointed this out but part of the reason it's so hard for people to accept is that they don't want to buy new clothes. If all of your hats and shirts have a famous pedophile on them that's a hard pill to swallow

[Dan Brooks @DangerBrooks]

I will concede that Musk was in some ways smart for buying the Journalists and Celebrities App, since I probably would not have signed up for the Hateful Strangers App.