chemin

Living life in fear of becoming a meme

[chemin @cheminreed]

@BethStern Tonight??🤞🙏 503.734.7199

[chemin @cheminreed]

@BethStern 503.734.7199 (manifesting a NYE call tonight :)

[chemin @cheminreed]

@BethStern Tonight??🤞🙏 503.734.7199

[chemin @cheminreed]

A capsule closet of friends

[chemin @cheminreed]

Tying my dog’s poop bag with the flamboyance of a magician’s handkerchief, jazz hands closing the dustbin

[chemin @cheminreed]

Shoutout to MILFs for the inspo. It’s been a long hard road getting to the “she’s got a pretty rockin bod for a mom with 3 kids” stage. (I have exactly zero kids)

[Gunnar Stahl @abcdefgeewiz]

The Black Eyed Peas should've stuck with their original name Three Weirdos & A Tranny.

[Gunnar Stahl @abcdefgeewiz]

Roses are common, if you really want to be unforgettable give your girlfriend aids.

[AlecBaldwin(HABF) @AlecBaldwin]

“@superfoxcait: @AlecBaldwin What's your safe word?”
Afghanistan bananastand

[AlecBaldwin(HABF) @AlecBaldwin]

Ready for change. Well, not really. But I'm sayin' that, anyway.