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Important algorithms and problems every programmer should know

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[Aliens About Humans @HumansExplained]

When two old humans mate, somehow their children still turn out young.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Idk what’s longer: plank minutes, microwave minutes or class minutes

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

When you take a 5 minute study break and it accidentally lasts the entire year

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

The four best feelings:
1) refund checks
2) end of class
3) cancelled classes
4) naps

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

4pm: wow i have so much to do
5pm: *naps*
8pm: *wakes up*

8-11pm: *finds any way to procrastinate*

11pm: "the amount of work college gives me is ridiculous and so unreasonable they have no idea how hard it is to get everything done in such a short time i have a LIFE you know"

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

i'm into

⚪️ men
⚪️ women
🔘 weekends without homework

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

My week in college is like:

meltdown monday
too tired tuesday
why am i here wednesday
this week needs to end thursday
finally freakin friday
super lit saturday
shit i have a lot to do sunday

[Aliens About Humans @HumansExplained]

When frequently exposed to a certain phenomenon (for example, rain) humans eventually create a word for it. This explains why rare phenomena often leave humans speechless.

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

Your stages on twitter:

1) you created a twitter account
2) but you didn't understand it
3) so you left for a few months or years
4) but then, you returned
5) now you're addicted and can’t go a day without it
6) night mode activated