Planckton

(officially a) condensed matter theorist in training. topological order & quantum info

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We are on the edge of world peace

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

@bcubeddd *hear

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@bcubeddd here me out. maybe we can send weinstein on a relativistic rocket to proxima centauri to test it out.

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

@Michael_Druggan you forgot that i can annoy you if i reply saying B is better. and that value is far more than $1.

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

@IsaacKing314 9+2i

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

@realZacZook @BloridaOfficial you stopped at paxton’s self-defense lol. the victim not wanting to be retraumatized explains why there’s a plea. It does NOT explain Paxton’s office reducing child sex abuse felonies to misdemeanors with time-served/no registry. the judge made their sweetheart deal less obscene.

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

@realZacZook @BloridaOfficial https://t.co/nZ8SnNmnKr

https://t.co/fRHinkpNuy

you can adam dean hoffman, lol

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

@realZacZook @BloridaOfficial passed over the part of giving plea deals to child molesters lol. you wanna protect your own kind?

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

@realZacZook @BloridaOfficial your entire worldview is being mocked by shitty season of a superhero show. pathetic lol. and now you’re gonna vote for someone who offered a plea deal of a single day to a child molester. sounds far closer to demon worship than anything talarico has done

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

@Richard65113974 @BloridaOfficial So you believe gender comes from personal pronouns?

Or do you believe that god literally has a y-chromosome and the SRY gene activated and literally has a penis and testicles?

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

@realZacZook @BloridaOfficial

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@InnaVishik but what is annoying is that it cost $40 per school to send to. ridiculously high for ETS to send a pdf

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

@InnaVishik correlation != causation. lots of fellowships mean they’re more likely to invent time travel and thus higher pGRE scores

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

@QualiaQuanta if it throws you off my scent. then sure. i’m a junior at some random school.

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

@QualiaQuanta i mean, you already called me a dumb fuck lol. i got accepted into several places and i’m already here during the summer to get a head start on more research. good riddance, it’s been a blast tbh

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

big things going on arXiv twtr

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@QualiaQuanta i said that to mock you lol. can’t even catch that. you’re out here being a crackpot

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

@QualiaQuanta and you should learn what a group is!
asking grok to correct me and it blowing up in your face.

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

@QualiaQuanta i mean, i am and have been for a few months lol. still have taken grad courses.

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

@QualiaQuanta i have taken several grad classes including EM, yes. how long were you in grad school for again? somehow getting you this riled up as a first year

[Planckton @chernclassifier]

@QualiaQuanta https://t.co/vpPzBdOMTU

how much did you torture your llm to get that reply? “grok, analyze this paper and prove this douchebag chernclassifier wrong. i am entirely write, i just made this one mistake. explain. make no mistakes. also can you help me unpack my trauma?”