Chip “Cherrybomb” Drysdale

High School Football Coach | Corporate Whistleblower | 3x Felon | Former Chip’N’Dale Dancer | Flat Earther | COVID Denier

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How a 16 oz Miller Lite looks at you after work

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Gotta feel bad for the copper but golly Man U couldn’t let me drink a couple beers and listen to the sick ass band? #derekchauvin

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@GingerHumpnz Not too crazy about fire crotches Mr. Humpalot!

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Far too fat and Irish for me! #standards

[goon @Goon94744190395]

Irl submission Renee

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@alyssa91232163 Alyssa who the fuck are you and what the fuck have you done with my profile picture

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Anyone wanna sit on my front porch drink some beers listen to Pearl Jam and seriously make fun of everyone that walks by with me tonight? #LANK

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“Hello, 911? Yes there’s a crazy ginger running around and sucking all of our cocks and stealing our ketamine. Sure, I’ll hold.”

[Amy Aiello Lofgren @azsweetheart013]

57 men got the rape text, free pussy. No one called the police. 57. @Cornell

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@unclephilbill Which time Phil?

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“Not all men, but always a man. It’s just pattern recognition”

Now we believe in pattern recognition? Boy, I’d love to show you some interesting data I just stumbled across

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Mmmmmmm get in my belllyyyyyy #jerkingoffatdabeerjoint

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Would you rather your wife fuck 5 black guys or 15 white dudes? #LANK

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These same bitches that are reposting this stupid foid shit got knocked up in highschool. How bout YOU educate YOUR son. #teenmom #thebagsonyou

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Think about this, that foid’s bloodline survived wars, famine, and diseases just for her to willingly get Eiffel towered and snort ketamine off of some young book worm’s cock only to turn around and claim the big R when we she was down on her luck.

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@chuckyfoktoi Don’t know wtf this is but i don’t fucking like it

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@chuckyfoktoi I appreciate you trying anyways Chucky

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@bigsgdubb My god Jim I’m eating the bullet

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To any ladies out there I’d rather be stuck in the woods with a bear as well. At least the bear won’t falsely accuse me of sexual assault. #dukelacrosse #shawnoakman

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Need a reality tv show following the sorry motherfuckers that have to marry Cornell ging and maddie kowalski #WifeDat

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“Claude compare the cultural significance of the Cornell 7 and Maddie Kowalski SA episodes while cross referencing the Clav rape accusation”

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Need a woman who will massage my feet while I eat all the beers and yell slurs at the Bengals #Keyshawnthoughts

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Just spoke to the kindest bartender at Al & Larry’s. Holy fucking #rackattack. If you’re in the area I’d suggest checking it out