audrey

bookseller, nanny, & lover (not a fighter)

[audrey @cherrycoke001]

the “wanna-be hippie” to “wanna-be tradwife” pipeline is very real & not talked about enough

[Mandy Kong 🦍 @mirann_darrow]

Really glad that an army of queer kids born in the Bush years spent a year spamming web feeds about how Harris was just as bad as Trump, y'all did such powerful activism there

[♱ @fikeclairo]

@rukiagoat Clairo shade for what charm was my aoty

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

“charm” by clairo will forever be a #GRAMMYs winner to ME

[Mom Jeans @momjeansplease]

My kid came home from school yesterday and told me his class is supposed to dress up as Elvis for morning assembly. I told him I think he means elves. He disagreed. I can’t wait to hear how his day went when ‘The King’ returns home.

[Walter Masterson @waltermasterson]

How to deal with your MAGA family this Thanksgiving:

Offer to lead the family in prayer.
Open the Bible and read Leviticus 19:33-34
“When a foreigner resides among you in your land, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, for you were foreigners in Egypt. I am the Lord your God.”

[audrey @cherrycoke001]

i literally teared up

[BowTiedMara @BowTiedMara]

Joe Biden is super sharp all of a sudden 😂�

[David Berri @wagesofwins]

Man born 100 years ago in Georgia trying to live long enough to vote for a black woman for president.

[audrey @cherrycoke001]

@PdqChicken please come to missouri, i beg of you

[lia 🚀 @beefyfridgers]

not sure why joe alwyn is so hated when his worst crimes are being untalented unemployed and depressed like I’m sure many of you understand the struggle

[zoë ✨🌙 @zoenone0none]

easily one of my top 3 taylor swift traits is how she cheats on every man she’s ever met while also holding them to catholic church standards. to me that is feminism

[jasmine @grltw1nk]

Im having his baby. No i’m not

[Juniper the Dryad @adesertdryad]

@thechosenberg Bit of a stretch to call a Shakespeare quotation "his work" anyway

[mouthy mom @mouthy_mom_]

what the new Kacey Musgraves album makes me feel like:

[Official Poptropica @Poptropica]

So, this is awkward. We're still here. And will be on December 31st. But super sweet that you all love us so much that the thought of us leaving got us so much attention!

PS - we made Pop free to everyone this month! 🎁

[Mac Miller Bot @malcolmbot]

She is the only one that got away. If her love don't last forever then forever ain't the same

[emily may @emilykmay]

i am thankful to be home with my kids, but it's dishonest to act like it's not an extremely vulnerable position. I'm not paying into social security. I am 100% reliant on someone else's income. I've now been out of the traditional work force for almost six years.