we miss harry

[ayaan @ayaanfy]

How it feels to self-diagnose yourself and then find out you actually have it

[Dick S. Mall @bubba_burner]

Autistic person: “I’m autistic”

Hitler: “I’m Hitler”

Autistic Hitler: “I’m Tim Cramsey, the offensive coordinator for the Arkansas Razorbacks”

[alex medina @mrmedina]

the disciples on the third day:

[jynx @miiagarro]

“get his ass” is so hilarious, it’s like the modern version of “seize him”

[Conspiratorial Templates @mynamehear]

Can't believe the president who scheduled a public execution didn't win the Nobel Peace prize

[tré easton @treeaston]

whewwww boy something about these southern democrats coming off the top rope just soothes my soul

[Hoosier Leftist🌹 @whoseurlefty]

Permission to lib the fuck out

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit

[don'tcallmeangel🦢 @speliviajames]

Supriya Ganesh joins the cast of ‘Abbott Elementary’ season 7, currently in pre-production.

(Source: @DEADLINE)

🔗: (https://t.co/n9M5PYywR9)

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

Top five cities to be in when it finally happens:

1. New York City
2. Los Angeles
3. Minneapolis
4. San Francisco
5. Chicago

[Wabatesh @wabatesh]

when im in the middle of meeting toad at universal studios but trump wasn’t bullshitting

[Pocket @islandthembo]

here comes vampire twitter starting bullshit

[🥐 @cr0issantitties]

and i HATE grown ass adults who dont vote. Fucking dumb

[maha @mahaaaay]

me after 3 drinks:

[jaiden @jaidenodavis]

“i’m not voting this electio-” do NOT piss me off.

[only4tendies @only4tendies]

If we get locked down again for this plague, I'm going to focus on the maximum amount of fraud possible. Idgaf at all this time around

[nephew jonathan @nephew_jonathan]

okay ❤️ yay ❤️

[Organizermemes @OrganizerMemes]

Republican’s midterm messageing

[wrotator @wrotator]

Niche politics fact: This guy, known as “Joe Biden,” was president for a few years