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🇵🇸 pokémon go aficionado, undiscovered Reynolds triplet

[🌻 @cherrywin3x]

@aoifur more fool me i guess😔 jokes on them though i used my credit card i still have some tricks up my sleeve… Boots you have not seen the last of me yet

[🌻 @cherrywin3x]

picked up a bottle of dry shampoo and a pair of sunglasses while waiting for my prescription in Boots gets to the tills and the woman says TWENTY FOUR BRITISH POUNDS???

[🌻 @cherrywin3x]

@aoifur no i feel sick i cant believe it, the sunglasses aren’t even THAT nice?!😢

[🌻 @cherrywin3x]

@fountinsofwayne don’t get me wrong it was a huge bottle of dry shampoo but that had a price and it was 4.50 so like what the fuck? they weren’t even that nice aa well man fuck

[🌻 @cherrywin3x]

@eryn_27 no i was scandalised, and the old woman right before me was such a pest i didn’t wanna be another bother so i was like “ok!”

[🌻 @cherrywin3x]

it’s the fact she’s absolutely leathered in that last one but it looks like it’s been recorded within the hour of the one before it, incredible

[Sha Sha 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @humphriezz]

She got caught lying about a collab and she’s crashing out hard 😂

[🌻 @cherrywin3x]

because they’re not talking about the singular state they’re talking about the multi-membered team you dick

[Alex Heard @alexheard]

"Son, we need to have 'the Talk.'"
"About what?"
"About why European soccer announcers follow country names—that obviously are singular—with a plural verb."
[Child starts crying.]

[KT @cranberrysace]

this happened to me in real life

[🌻 @cherrywin3x]

@biscuitbitch19 mo 100% definitely look into it!!

[🌻 @cherrywin3x]

@biscuitbitch19 you should see if your local council offer them free, mine do my mum got all my wee sisters period pants and the council sent them free

[🌻 @cherrywin3x]

no that’s my thing cause like what are your average joe gonna do with a video of just what you seen when you went Tescos? like are you coming home and watching that like “omg haha mind that pothole” or what?

[⚜️Sovereign⚜️ @sauvamemte]

There is no need for meta glasses. There is no need to record all the time. There is no need to be online all the time. there is no need to record adult strangers without their consent or children. It’s dangerous and it’s invasive for the sake of being invasive.

[🌻 @cherrywin3x]

can they hurry up about it

[:P @23lollz]

#help

[R @rjb_1998]

People obviously doing the trans panic angle here but if you just say "women" instead of "people who menstruate" that implies someone who went through the menopause a decade ago would also be eligible, you stupid fucking loser

[🌻 @cherrywin3x]

@lululupriv yeah just show her it and be like “thinking of this for the wedding” if she’s weird about it then you have your answer. personally if it’s a totally different shade i wouldn’t gaf if someone was wearing that to my wedding. also lowk on her everyone knows the rule is on white lol

[zac @vomit_induction]

that one friend who's a shell of a human being

[🌻 @cherrywin3x]

@lululupriv depending on how close you are with the bride you could just ask if she’s all good but if that’s not an option i’d probs avoid the blue, last thing you wanna do is cause a big stir

[🌻 @cherrywin3x]

@bigdybbukenergy love this so bad for you diva hope you’re having a whale of a time❤️❤️

[🌻 @cherrywin3x]

couldn’t watch Cat in the Hat as a child because it would stress me out too badly, still don’t like it to this day

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[🦔 @h666ris]

The heat is nice until a bug/insect terrorises you. Deport them all