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she-her // 27 // “the first wise man didn’t bring frankincense he brought Francesca”

[iraq obama @ducktelevision]

the hottest person you know can't see without their glasses

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

"no dessert thank you, we'll have the bill" me who wanted the chocolate fudge cake:

[Redfoxi 💙 @Redfoxi]

Christ how powerful is Camilla’s fan ! #wimbledon #Fery

[celi @aenstya]

Bagged zendaya now hes trying to take jude from us too fuck you

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

Australian World Cup fans were caught chanting:

“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.”

The tournament is barely underway and the chants are already in midseason form. 💀

[sexczema @dialectits]

"cravings are your body's way of communicating its needs:)" what essential nutrient am i missing that can apparently only be found in a red starburst

[Terry Hague @TezzaBelle88]

30° abroad: “let’s explore this town.”

30° in the UK: “I may not survive this Sainsbury’s trip.”

[gracie⭐️ @seasontwosue]

the harryfication of amsterdam

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[𖹭 @dreeamberry]

when they google it and you’re right

[miia @miiagarro]

god please let me find $50,000 laying on the ground this week

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

"Oh for fuck's sake what now" - me when asked to do the job I was hired to do

[��� @lowkeyalbert]

when you finally do your laundry and all your top-tiers clothes are back

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

What doesnt kill you adds to your lore

[casiqua @c_ajuhlia]

i’m ngl my dilly dallying starting to get a lil expensive

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

when your music is on shuffle & all the bangers line up one after the other

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.