mieee

happiness is ones choice

[Totty @joellytottila]

Rudisha airbags kwa gari

[Dutton @TrustMeDwag]

Niko na cuzo campo and since I know how hard it gets in campus huwa namuekea kitu randomly. Mambo imekuwa ngumu side yangu and mans called and said “nikiona hujaweka for a while it probably means mambo ni ngumu side yako so nimekuekea kitu kidogo helb iliingia”

[MJ ☭ ރ ⚢ 𓃰🔻📗 @m1sswrldgrrrl94]

Have a patient who’s an old 👴🏻 man and when he found out i’m kenyan he told me “he worked in kenya in the 70s”. I asked what made him move all the way to kenya for work and he said he was cia and helped smuggle weapons into Sudan

[JK @Joe_Kiprono]

A week ago, I saw your tweet that your birthday was coming in a week, and you felt like nobody would remember to wish you. I saved that tweet and put the date on my calendar. ❤️

Happy birthday, Natii. 🥹❤️

[Temitope💕 @Tea_1904]

I’m sorry but I really hate children like this.

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

😂😂

[🐉🏍️ @Kamau266]

Juu umepost wako?

[Buchi @iam_obc70]

I intentionally skipped number 7 question in my exam today to honor Ronaldo's legacy 👏

[Tiger @tigertwting]

We SWIM like this in underwater, and some blonde blowout PR MERCHANT and his fanbase still think he’s the KING OF THE JUNGLE. 🤡

[yanᶜʳᶠ @yanscavila]

lembrando quando eu era adolescente e tava no carro do meu pai, a polícia parou a gente e perguntou como ele conseguiu comprar aquele carro e ele respondeu: trabalho, já ouviu falar?

achei que ia morrer ali

[Prello @DPrello]

A bank just informed me that they couldn’t continue my application because they couldn’t confirm my address. They told me this via a mailed letter. They sent. To my address.

[Guy Named Kai @KaiTheGuy123]

oh so yall dont know bout

[🥶west @notetojesse]

law look fab here wait

[Oma 😊 @Oma_GuGu]

Preparing for my Netflix documentary on how my boyfriend told me he was traveling for his father's burial and I wasn't invited, I foolishly barb my hair and went to his village without informing him only for me to see his wedding banner 😔😔😔.

[abefe˚ @societyhatebolu]

"don’t mind the background"

for house wey your papa suffer build?

[𝐉✰𝐙𝐋𝐘𝐍 @jazlynfaiithh]

oh he goin to the HOTTEST part of hell 😭

[MethoDman @polo_kimanii]

Sometimes I just laugh when I see things like this. Because how dare you? Mwende Fridah you of all the people,You were literally running a brothel,in kamakis of all the places. Masquarading as a Massage parlor. And anga kinyozi. You have no manners! Thats why even bookten,the rat of rats,never returned there. Kazi yako ilikua ni kunukishia watu mavi! You have no inner garmets,hamuvai surual,unanyoa mtu but half of the time you are bent down picking nothing because you want him to see your ass,what for?

You have the ethics of a househelp. You cant do anything. The only reason that business survived that long is because of your boyfriend,who started it for you,and who is someone elses husband and twice your age. A mbabaz! How can you be 35 years and have a mbabaz? What kind of failure is this. Na sasa umezaa unadhani umetega yeye,you will learn! Sisi we will still be here.

And dont ask me how i know all this. Mungu asante leo nimepata mnyonge. Siet!

[juridico jake gyllenhaal @dinlenrau]

meu pai começou a acompanhar dois irmaos autistas no youtube e agora ele passa o dia me olhando assim

[⭒ @cinmonglr]

cheguei atrasada na reunião sobre atraso

[Ja Loka @_fels1]

Africa is a very strange continent. A dollar billionaire dies in a plane crash and more than 24 hours later, no company has come out to mourn it's founder.