Khalil

never as serious as I appear // Barbs DNI

[Khalil @cheseweel]

if your first instinct is to make this about stan wars we have to kill you

[andrew .˚⚘ ꕤ @kincaidmafia]

but a certain “feminist” popstar is radio silent as usual because the topic isn’t about her

[Yacine @hearts4kamiko]

I fantasize about being asked questions

[Khalil @cheseweel]

@neylamine you're incredibly stupid

[່͏ ͏ ͏͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ ͏ @oorangeugladd]

if we are eating cinnamon rolls together and you see my boner just mind your business

[GE @gelato_enjoyer]

Pov you're at the Joestar family reunion and someone's grindr notification goes off but everyone checks their phone

[beth @KYUUJOH]

they gave WHO hype moments and aura

[Khalil @cheseweel]

@AireyellePalace ?

[Plix 🥎🏇 @Plix_Zeppeli]

Kirk would have done this if he was a goat

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

i’m always being polite when i say “i think” or “if i remember correctly” because i remember and i’m correct

[7 @iceinmysoul]

being told to do something i was already gonna do

[Jaiye✨ @jaiyettmc]

I feel so disgusting when I’m broke. Like I’m actually so sorry for being alive rn

[Khalil @cheseweel]

y'all dragging it

[BIG STONER @Big_stoner07]

Neurodivergent people who use cannabis… does it actually get you high, or does it feel more like your brain finally gets a little quieter?

[Khalil @cheseweel]

@doll_eyes_ optics people optics

[Khalil @cheseweel]

Bluey is down the hall and to the left

[LamNam 🔱 Investor @_LamNam_]

Idea for Netflix…

My girls (aged 5 & 7) wanted to watch Legally Blonde recently, so we watched it even though it’s rated 12. There’s only a bit of swearing and one or two scenes that aren’t really suitable for them.

We ended up fast-forwarding through one scene and basically hoping they didn’t pick up on the bad language.

It got me thinking - how useful would it be if Netflix had an option to automatically bleep/mute bad language and skip or mute certain scenes?

I’d happily watch a slightly “cleaned up” version of a film with them rather than having to avoid it altogether.

There are so many great films rated 12 or 15 that are only unsuitable because of some swearing and the odd dodgy scene. Seems a shame to have to wait years to watch them.

Surely this would be technically possible? It would be a genuinely useful feature for families. cc @netflix

[Undead Never Dies V. IV 〓〓 @UndeadCantDie]

Yeah congrats you've found the people who agree with you and share your opinions. What did you expect?

[𝙰𝙽𝙰𝙽𝙸𝙰 @Anania00]

Of COURSE some shit goes down when there’s a billion dollars on the elevator

[Khalil @cheseweel]

I'm fucking crying

[BigDraco @BigDraco9elevn]

A “hood nigga” can post himself at a fuckin pumpkin patch smiling and folks gon start congratulating him and sayin they proud of him like he a retard who used the restroom correctly instead of shitting himself

[Khalil @cheseweel]

@ronnui_ that's sick bro never heard of this in my life

[JK @GRAVEHOPP187]

You will spend $250 on a regular ass day in 2026 if you’re not careful

[𝐒𝐭✰𝐫 ⧗ 🕷️ @wandastark828]

me trying not to gag when the avengers assemble during doomsday after hating all year