Cheslyn Ooi

[𝕬𝖟𝖒𝖆𝖜𝖎 𝕬𝖟𝖎𝖟𝖆𝖓 🇲🇾 @AzmawiAzizan]

Hangpa tak nak Melayu Islam lain. Hangpa nak yang rupa macam ni jugak. Sekarang hangpa hadap je la.

[Cheslyn Ooi @cheslyn96]

@faIiqfahmie 🇹🇭

[Shabina @ketengahketepi]

My introvert ass bila mama suruh keluar salam tetamu and cakap “ada orang nak tengok anak mama”

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

hearing “im proud of you” when you're having a hard time hits different

[Nourel ᯓᡣ𐭩 @Kiselwitxh_]

Sebagai tetamu, dari kecil ayah I ajar. Kalau masuk rumah orang butakan mata, bisukan mulut. Jangan melilau mata tengok kekurangan rumah orang, jangan mengata tentang kelemahan rumah orang/cerita aib tuan rumah. Itu adab ziarah yang sebenarnya.

[Faizal Rosly @ijaicool]

Bila nampak orang berbaju raya di IG:

[Cheslyn Ooi @cheslyn96]

@daiyantrisha 🌙💚

[Cheslyn Ooi @cheslyn96]

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[brgsjks @brgsjks]

Tips ketika beraya untuk nampak gah & buat jodoh tersuka:

1. Kalau bukak kuih raya, offer dulu kat orang tua

2. Nampak baby, auto senyum dan ajar baby berjalan

3. Cari bucu meja, suruh orang kat tepi buju, buat buat macam tutup buju konon caring

4. Kalau berak, try utk simbah simbah air utk cover bunyi kentut

5. Orang tua buat lawak tak jadi, wajib gelak
6. Kalau sembang politik, ayat selamat "ala last last deme ni sokong sesama deme jugak"

7. Kalau sembang pasal hobby, ayat selamat "dulu saya ada tapi sekarang dah stop dah, busy kerja 🤣"

8. Tuan rumah bagi air manis, kita mintak air kosong

9. Susun selipar kat luar kalau banyak tetamu datang

10. Offer utk basuhkan pinggan dan basuh sinki sekali kat dapur

11. Buat buat fake call bagitau korang reject project 10 juta sebab taknak diganggu tengah beraya

12. Bagitau tuan rumah korang ada ladang gandum tapi takde siapa nak jaga tetibe meteor choc turun maka jadilah koko crunch.

13. Mengaku takde sosial media tiktok ig twitter sebab busy sangat bekerja

14. Cakap busy tak sempat nak cari jodoh & plan nak ambik anak angkat

15. Nampak je mulut budak comot makan kuih raya, offer tisu & tolong lapkan.

16. Kalau rumah ada smart tv, bukak youtube search himpunan selawat & qasidah terbaik sepanjang zaman utk impress

17. Jangan pakai baju ketat sangat

18. JANGAN BOTAK

19. Mengaku dah gf tapi its very complicated

20. Offerkan diri untuk tolong beli ais

[FoodPornMalaysia @MalaysianFoods]

Sebelum Nak Beli Lemang Di Tepi Jalan, Pastikan Anda Tahu 9 Tip yang kami kongsikan.

📌Thread

1. Cari gerai lemang yang banyak kayu-kayu untuk dibakar

Sebabnya, dorang ni memang bakar lemang kat situ, dorang tak ‘wayang’ je bakar lemang. Sesetengah orang, dorang kukus lemang tempat lain, dan bawak mai ke gerai dorang dan layur je kat bara api.

[brgsjks @brgsjks]

Tempat shopping baju raya paling femes di Malaysia:

1. Jalan Tar, Kuala Kumpur
2. Sunway Pyramid
3. Berjaya Times Square
4. GM Klang
5. Central i City Mall
6. Uptown Danau Kota
7. Uptown Kota Dame
8. Jalan Taiping, Klang
9. KWC Fashion Wholesale
10. Kompleks PKNS SHAH ALAM
11. Megoplex
12. Angsana Mall
13. Bangi Sentral
14. Bangi Getaway
15. Lotus
16. Seksyen 7 Shah Alam
17. Genting Highland
18. Medan Gopeng
19. SACC MALL
20. Cameron Highland Tower

[Bulu Bulu Kehidupan 🇲🇾 @ulat_bulu_bulu]

Jangan sampai saya beli sendiri 112 kerusi ikea.

[Andy Chong @Andycho84097011]

I as a chinese and i voted for PH not because they have DAP. Its because I believe based on Dato Seri Anwar Ibrahim's past achievements, he as the 10th PM can bring Malaysia out of this economic instability.

[Siti Kasim @sitikasim]

Warned abt this in my articles & speeches. No 1 takes a blind notice. I can see its coming & its happening. Why do u think I threw myself in2 d gauntlet wid manifesto on Separation of Religion frm govt? If r politicians dont tackle dis bwashing in our edu system, v r doomed.#GE15

[Zoltan_Tegl🔺z @NzmNadzri]

@fairuzyahaya81 @tristupe Hey, same here. My 12yo said 90% of his class supported PN and uttered that PH is Cina,LGBT,anti Islam etc. Why poisoned the kids with these kind of narrative? PN political narrative is so disturbing.

[Fairuz Yahaya @fairuzyahaya81]

@tristupe Had the same convo over dinner with my 12yo daughter. Said her classmates all support PN, that if vote for PH everyone will be forced to wear skirt. They are all on tiktok. Whats happening to this country