Jon Hart

Adult chess improver. This Twitter is to hold me to account on my chess improvement journey. #ChessPunks. Lichess: Captain _Iceman

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Holy shit @DanielRensch, what have you got planned???

@chesscom

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My in-laws have just got me the most awesome birthday present #chess

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@HowHorseyMove They knead to do their best this week

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@nunojfg @chesscom I've already cancelled my Diamond membership because the connectivity was so bad and become a Lichess patron.

But sometimes when you're having a poo, you wanna play chess and I don't wanna ruin my Lichess record!!

@chesscom is for poo chess!

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Unbelievable!!! How have @chesscom's servers got so shit again????

Constantly disconnecting regardless of how good my internet connection is.

Seriously guys, you've had long enough to sort your shit out. It's just laughable now!!!

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What a special place. I stumbled across this chess cafe/club in Bordeaux this weekend.

There was a tournament going on but the TD invited me in for a bit to watch.

#Chess

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You're born, you take shit.
You get out in the world, you take more shit.
You climb a little higher, you take less shit. Till one day you're up in the rarefied atmosphere and you've forgotten what shit even looks like.
Welcome to the layer cake son.

RIP Michael Gambon

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Has @DanielRensch stopped paying his server bills again? @chesscom is absolutely unplayable for me!

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@not__supernova He sold out a long time ago!

I understand that it is his job and it's how he makes a living, but he earns more than Magnus or Hikaru so you'd think he could give a little back to the community and support woman's chess.

He is a slave to the algorithm

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@GreenHope42 @space_Amy @drrmthomas @seankellychess @ChrisSenhouse @HowHorseyMove @GsquaredMr @AxelAnza Haha, don't be fooled! We are terrible friends!! We are just grateful she tolerates us.... Especially you @seankellychess 🤣

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@romain_edouard @rey_enigma Englund Gambit trap??

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@HowHorseyMove @NeilLGreiner That's just the high esteem in which I hold you sir!

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@bongospirit Awesome stuff dude!!! You're absolutely smashing it! I'm glad I could provide some inspiration!!

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@HowHorseyMove @NeilLGreiner Nope, not a clue..... But modern technology is wonderful!!!!

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@rjrapport @jordanbpeterson @GCSalaPalatului How to spend all that good will earned by helping Ding win the World Championship, in one move!!

Dude, seriously??

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@juliaxrios I don't know what you're on about. I much prefer seeing tweets from random accounts that I have absolutely no interest in! Cheers Elon

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@bongospirit Nice! I need to get back up to my high. It's a work in progress!

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One advantage of no longer having a Chesscom premium membership is that I don't get unlimited puzzles each day.

I now take more time properly calculating the line rather than playing the first move I see that looks right. This one was tricky!

#chesspunks

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@boldmovebydan @ChessVonDoom @space_Amy And a load of 800 rated players on @chesscom..... Although that's probably just Stockfish anyway

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So, @ChessVonDoom and @space_Amy - whilst watching #NepoDing yesterday, we had this position.... Is this a 2800 ELO #fianghetto??