Chester A Arthur

I'm a lawyer and was the 21st president of the United States of America. I have been called The Father of Civil Service.

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@JamesAGarfield @RutherfordHayes We're here for you James!

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@slamminsammay @WATCHthaJONES The Fashion Blog is only half the message, wait until you see what's fancy in Paris after our Summer line!

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@petecuba @scottreinhard He wore ladies wigs around the house also, but only gentlemen's wigs out and about!

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Check out my guy @brookssw with the Chester A Arthur stache! I approve! http://twitpic.com/1l1wz6

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I heard about a guy who supposedly came back to life and led a movement this weekend, reminds me of someone else I've heard of, Dracula

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Pirating is stealing content someone worked hard to develop, the generic cereal companies should be ashamed, Marshmallow Maties isn't okay

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I'm at a horse stable, it's very negative though, too many neighsayers!

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is it safe to assume that anyone who commits suicide is a supporter of abortion?

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I don't know how to say this but...I fell off a dirt bike in the dirt bike store...

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@ImSteveCooper That would be absolutely fine with me, I never liked Guiteau anyway!

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I was invited to dine at Panda Express, I will have to decline as I saw a Panda once and don't much feel like eating one

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@ImSteveCooper Would love to be on the show, just let me know where and when, oh and what is a show?

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Why is it that I go to the local Saloon and find it full of children, and someone tell me why I would want to fornicate with a star for $4?

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It may be necessary from time to time to admit defeat, but I refuse to accept that public transit is a luxury for the poor

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Do the British believe they acquired that accent on purpose, it was only because they called "dibs" before the Irish!

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Oxygen Tavern, a Tavern where you breathe? That is a thing?

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Why would I want to fantasize about Football? I will tell you precisely what will happen: A white gentlemen will give the ball to a black

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Just set my wireless router password, so I could make it random I mashed the keyboard, but I used a Lobster to mash it so it is extra random

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The world used to be just a few men making all the decisions...why would you ever let the women join in, I would presume they withheld sex

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Ensue they will! RT @bazu: so so excited to be following @ChesterAArthur ! let the 19th c. shenanigans ensue!