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[OSF @osf_rekt]

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[OSF @osf_rekt]

1. if ur anything like me, ai adoption and tools like claude has resulted in spending MORE time at your screens.

whether you're a founder, creative, developer, student..etc...the ability to lock in and stay focused for long stretches is becoming one of the most valuable skills you can have.

i definitely fall into the above category...usually spend 12+ hours a day at my computer working on @rektdrinks, so i tried to make something that i would actually consume myself.

but first some context 👇

[OSF @osf_rekt]

an incredible day 1 for @rektdrinks energy

we even had the amazon team reach out due to an exceptional first day of sales

very excited for what this year is gonna bring for us

[Rekt Drinks @rektdrinks]

Introducing Birb Bubbly, the official collaboration of Rekt x @Moonbirds.

Receive an exclusive @vibes_tcg card, Rekt DRANK Points and BIRB with every case purchased.

Wen? Soon.

Read on for more details 👇

[Rekt Drinks @rektdrinks]

Something is brewing...

[jaymes @jaymesrogers]

Posting a rekt drink a day until it goes viral @rektdrinks

POV: me anytime a new rekt drink flavor comes out

[OSF @osf_rekt]

$REKT WORLD DOMINATION

[BP @everyonebpup]

$600 For Sparkling Water

Someone inside a global beverage major saw the $REKT numbers and called bullshit.

Average order value: $600, median: $300.

Their internal models don't allow for this. Sparkling water sells in single units at gas stations. Cases move at $8-15. Nobody drops hundreds dollars on flavored water.

Nobody except $REKT customers.

Beverage industry veterans look at these numbers and see a data error.

- Premium water brands: $3-6 per bottle retail.
- Energy drinks: $2-4 per can.
- Craft soda: $1.50-3 per unit.

Even bulk wholesale, even enthusiast purchasing, even subscription models, nobody in the category sees triple-digit order values.

The frameworks break, comparables fail. So they conclude the data is wrong.

The data isn't wrong...

People are buying $2.90 cans of sparkling water in quantities that make sense for engine oil, not beverages.

They're buying dozens of cases. Storing them, posting photos of stacks in their garage. Giving them to friends who don't even know what $REKT is.

Because they're not buying water.

They're buying exposure to a brand at $80M market cap that could hit $800M, or $5B.

Every purchase is a bet

Traditional brands trained us: you buy product, they get your money, you get nothing.

Maybe if you're lucky, you get points. Redeem 10,000 points for a $5 discount. Wow....

$REKT flipped it. Buy drinks, get tokens.
Tokens appreciate with brand growth, brand growth creates more attention, more attention drives more buying.

Your $600 isn't consumption, it's a position.

At $80M FDV, $REKT token is pricing in what exactly?

Less than 2 year of DTC beverage sales. Early stage retail pilots, not full national distribution. Web3 partnerships, but no major traditional CPG deals yet. A very small operating team.

Compare: Prime reached $1.2B in valuation after mainstream breakout.

Celsius scaled into a multi billion dollar brand over time in functional beverages.

If $REKT captures just a few percent of the functional beverage market, that implies a $1B+ brand.

$600 orders aren't expensive, they're early.

The inversion everyone missed

- Normal brands: extract value from supporters, give nothing back.
- Loyalty programs: give back crumbs, maintain all upside.
- $REKT: shares upside, makes early support actually profitable.

This is why beverage analysts don't understand the numbers. They're measuring consumption when they should be measuring conviction.

When you buy Nike shoes, Nike wins, shareholders win, you get shoes.

When you buy $REKT drinks, $REKT wins, shareholders win, you get drinks and exposure to brand growth.

That's alignment.

What $600 actually buys

A 24 pack is $69.69. That's $2.90 per can.
A $600 order is 9 packs, 207 cans.
That’s roughly one $REKT per day for 7 months.

Nobody needs that much sparkling water.

But if you think the brand is going from $80M to $800M, and each purchase earns you tokens at current prices, then $600 isn't excess consumption.

It's the cheapest way to build a position without buying tokens directly on an exchange.

The reflexivity they said couldn't scale

Beverage people said the economics don't make sense.
Analysts said the numbers must be wrong.

83% retention, $600 AOV. Giant Eagle up 10x on velocity.

The numbers are right, frameworks are obsolete.

You don't spend $600 on sparkling water.
You spend $600 on belief that other people will believe.

[GW 🐻 @GeneralWeigs]

Motherlode in the minivan? Secured. 😎🚐💰

@rektdrinks flexing harder than your ex’s new boyfriend.

$REKT → running the planet, one can at a time. 🏴‍☠️🌍💥

Shoutout @GiantEagle. 🫡👑

[OSF @osf_rekt]

i am adamant about making 2026 a breakout year for @rektdrinks and market conditions do not bother me.

$REKT

[Rekt Drinks @rektdrinks]

We sat down whilst at the New York Stock Exchange to help educate people on brand coins.

Watch the full interview below 👇

[Rekt Drinks @rektdrinks]

During our time at the New York Stock Exchange, we spoke with leading financial media about taking Rekt mainstream.

Airing soon on @FoxBusiness to over 95M US households and @BloombergTV to over 124M households.

[Rekt Drinks @rektdrinks]

Earlier this month we visited the New York Stock Exchange as we continue to accelerate institutional adoption of $REKT.

More soon.

[OSF @osf_rekt]

it's not even the end of january and so far in 2026 we have:

- launched @rektdrinks across ~200 @GiantEagle stores with in-store $REKT rewards on @base, almost 10x our sales target already + driven thousands of interactions with @baseapp
- announced a strategic partnership with @opensea
- launched and sold out a collaboration drink with @WORLDSTAR
- partnered with @XGames Aspen, launched and sold out a collaboration drink in just 1 minute
- one more thing to come

markets will be markets but it's not gonna stop us from working as hard as we can.

it's gonna be a big year, still lots more to come.

[DegenTy @DegenTy_dev]

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[OSF @osf_rekt]

omg

[Rekt Drinks @rektdrinks]

GRXPEFRUIT with @XGames is SOLD OUT in 1 minute!

[Rekt Drinks @rektdrinks]

GRXPEFRUIT with @XGames launches in 1 hour.

10AM PT | 1PM ET | 6PM GMT.

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[X Games @XGames]

WELCOME TO THE FINAL REKT REPORT OF ASPEN ‘26!

Pete Arnesen and Rekt sidekick Connor Manning present the Biggest Send, Best Tech and Rekt Moment of the day 🪩🌵❄️

[X Games @XGames]

WELCOME TO YOUR DAY 2 REKT REPORT!

Pete Arnesen and @rektdrinks sidekick Connor Manning present the Best Tech Moment, Biggest Moment and Rekt Moment of the day.