Lewis Westchester

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I don’t think that is legal anymore

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

“I wonder how you make a twice baked potato… I guess you just bake it twice”

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

My business is all monkey business

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

@BIRDMANSBALLS @Amazing1999ask @absycric Yes, consider a North American country South American

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

I didn’t know you could get that drunk at a barber shop

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

No Ears!

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

“I just said that harry Kane plays in the piss”

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

Don’t go to the dog

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

He just hijacked my thunder.

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

He ain’t buying you a house

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

“She gave me the double wink!” Brother that was a blink

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

@iambarstoolgreg My burner can get more likes than this

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

@inspector_token @GuruFantasyWrld I have neither player, but anyone is 1 nasty tackle away from season over to be fair

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

@CHAMPION__Lee @spainpnr @2REDJUrl And jokic will be resting without watching the team go down 30 while he is on the bench. That’s the point

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

“That’s a fire hazard.” Tell that to the bird.

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

Cigarette, fuck me

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

Did I just split the fortress?

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

@MLB I struck someone out and the ball went into his jersey as he swung and missed. That should tell you how filthy my circle change was

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

@JWepp Lamarcus Aldridge

[Lewis Westchester @chestwesterlou]

Isn’t it crazy to bring a baby to a brewery? “ That’s a dog.” “Oh.”