Chet

somewhere between a flirt and philosopher

[Chet @ChetBeef]

Reminder to hydrate. Summer be here.

[princess of the world @fragrancewife]

you do zyns a couple times and now you have to smoke cigarettes to quit

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

RT FOR GOOD LUCK 🍀

[𝐶𝑎𝑠𝑠𝑖𝑒 @shezreading]

~ After sex routine ~

Clean up
Go pee
Get water
Cuddle
Fvck again
Repeat

[karebear @karensjuulpod]

yall ever gotten high and drank water

[Chet @ChetBeef]

@slut4house Adorable

[Chet @ChetBeef]

@minionbreeder Golden kiwis gotta be in my top 5 favorite fruits

[James Parker @panoparker]

I made a very important purchase at the medieval festival

[World of Engineering @engineers_feed]

Voyager 1 is 24 billion kilometers from Earth.

It communicates with us using a 23-watt transmitter.
Less than a refrigerator light bulb.

The signal takes 22 hours to reach us, traveling at the speed of light.

By the time it arrives, it's 20 billion times weaker than the power of a digital watch battery.

NASA's Deep Space Network picks it up using 70-meter dish antennas cooled to near absolute zero to reduce electronic noise.

The engineering required to hear a 23-watt signal from 24 billion km away is arguably more impressive than the spacecraft itself.

Launched 1977.
Still transmitting.
Still being heard.

We built something that works perfectly, 47 years later, in conditions no one has ever tested in.

That's what engineering for the long term looks like.

[princess of the world @fragrancewife]

Venus and Jupiter are in the sky tonight. truly a magnificent sight to behold.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

*opens instagram*

wow. these people have their lives together

*closes instagram*

*opens X*

my people. my fellow specimen.

[CautionRisk @bewareofass]

Black hole sun won’t you cum

[Cody @Wallawallaslim]

Synchronized rabbiting.

[✶ @lovelystargrl]

🤍🌱

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

The plastic ring around a duck's beak doesn't kill it fast. It starves it slowly. 2 seconds and a couple cuts fixes this problem.

A duck with a ring stuck on its bill can't open its mouth to eat. It can't fish. It can't preen. It tries to scrape the ring off against rocks, branches, mud, anything, until its bill is raw and it's exhausted from the effort.

Wildlife rehabbers see this constantly in waterfowl: cranes, geese, ducks, pelicans, and herons. The birds in the photo below are three out of millions.

The fix takes about two seconds. Cut every plastic loop you encounter before throwing it away. Six-pack rings, jug seals, the rings around milk caps, dog treat bag tops, mask ear loops. Snip every closed circle into an open line.

You won't see the bird your snip saved, but the ring you cut tonight isn't out there waiting to choke a tern next year. It's already a piece of broken plastic on its way to a landfill, no longer a snare for anything.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i bet chilling on a toadstool feels good as hell as a toad

[David @dqveed]

They’re slowly taking away the second amendment see

[ً @artfuIchaos]

I love people who naturally just have morals, manners, self awareness, common sense and consideration.

[Jum @JesterJum]

Got really sunburned doing yard work today so I took 3 Viagra.

Doesn't do anything for the sunburn but it does keep the sheet off my legs when I lay in bed.