Chet Williamson

Writer, actor, rogue, charlatan, vagabond, with a sense that the world is mad...oh, and scalawag too. Mustn't forget scalawag.

[scha·den·freu·de  @BlisterPearl]

"Trickle down economics doesn't work, so let's try piñata economics. That's the one where we beat the billionaires until the hoarded wealth falls out."

[Chet Williamson @chetwill]

@SecKennedy What war on protein, brain-worm?

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

there was something beautiful about library checkout cards because you could literally see the history of human curiosity attached to a book. like a tiny ghost trail of strangers connected by the same story.

[Chet Williamson @chetwill]

@GovernorShapiro Happy happy day, you two!

[RobertFella 🇺🇸 🇺🇦 @Bonkavision5]

Too on point not to share. This is great, but too bad the Orange Felon’s enablers won’t let him see it.
This Australian's reply to #Trump's rant about “NATO not being there for America” is perfect.
"Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where insulin costs more than a car payment and people are rationing it to survive. A country where medical debt is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy. A country where women are dying in hospital car parks because doctors are too scared of abortion laws to treat a miscarriage.
You lock up more of your own citizens than any nation on earth. More than China. More than Russia. More than North Korea. The land of the free has 2 million people in cages, and a quarter of them haven't even been convicted of anything. They're just too poor to make bail.
Your life expectancy is going backwards. You're the only developed nation where that's happening. Your infant mortality rate is worse than Cuba's. Your kids do active shooter drills between maths and English while you sell the gunmaker's stock to your mates.
Your minimum wage hasn't moved in 15 years. You've got teachers working 2 jobs and veterans sleeping under bridges and you just spent a trillion dollars flattening a country that didn't attack you.
And you’ve got a convicted felon, adjudicating raping, paedophile protecting, porn star shagging insurrectionist running the biggest dumpster fire war campaign since the Taliban thanked you very much for losing again.
And you're calling Greenland poorly run?
Greenland has universal healthcare. Free education. One of the lowest incarceration rates in the world. Nobody goes bankrupt there because they got sick. Nobody dies in a waiting room because their insurance said no.
'NATO wasn't there when we needed them." When exactly was that, champ? September 11? Because NATO invoked Article 5 for the first and only time in history FOR YOU. Soldiers from dozens of countries deployed, fought, bled, and died in Afghanistan FOR YOU. Australia wasn't even in NATO and we still showed up. For 20 years.
And you pulled out at 2am without telling anyone and left them to deal with the mess.
So maybe before you start calling other countries poorly run, have a look at your own backyard, you spray-tanned aluminium siding salesman. The only thing poorly run in this picture is your f----- mouth."
- Tony Locke

[Chet Williamson @chetwill]

Trump Introduces TRUMPBUMP! New Trump-Branded Bellybutton Extensions, Made in USA!

[Chet Williamson @chetwill]

@realBrandonGill Paxton’s a crooked sack of shit.

[Chet Williamson @chetwill]

@RepNancyMace Fuck you, racist fascist.

[Chet Williamson @chetwill]

@WhiteHouse Absolute bullshit.

[Chet Williamson @chetwill]

@elonmusk You just reread the book all you want, little man.

[Chet Williamson @chetwill]

@WhiteHouse Oh, fuck this shit.

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

JUST IN: A Trump judicial nominee was asked point blank: is Trump eligible to run for a third term?

Their answer: “I would have to review the actual wording…”

Sen. Chris Coons then asked every nominee in the room to confirm the Constitution bars a third term.

Silence.

Every single one of them refused to say it.

Trump is appointing judges who won’t affirm the 22nd Amendment to his face.

Never stop connecting the dots.

[Chet Williamson @chetwill]

@andy_lion007 Absolutely correct.

[Chet Williamson @chetwill]

@RepBrandonGill Twerp.

[Chet Williamson @chetwill]

@WhiteHouse TOO INSANE TRUMP.

[Chet Williamson @chetwill]

@WhiteHouse Baby Yoda would shit in your pouch. If you hadn’t already.

[Chet Williamson @chetwill]

@RepBrandonGill Twerp.

[Chet Williamson @chetwill]

@VolodyaTretyak Trailer park tacky.

[Chet Williamson @chetwill]

@PeteHegseth @DeptofWar You fucking twerp.

[Chet Williamson @chetwill]

@TheJusticeDept Horseshit.