Che

Marketing consultant - Offline/digital marketing strategist.

[Che @Chevant7]

In 2016, a “famous doctor” in Nairobi invited my sister and I for a job interview.

His plan? Pick us up at

6:00am – Kenyatta hosp (My sis)
6:30am – Jogoo Rd (me)

At the last minute my brother told us to change one small thing.

To this day we think that saved our lives 🧵

[Che @Chevant7]

@mmmicheni wueh...ugali is missing. hapo ndio employers hukosea

[Che @Chevant7]

@moneyacademyKE Netflix starts at 300. Amazon prime is 700. DSTv need a new hobby or a new pricing model. their pick.

[Elkanah Mbaka 🇰🇪 @ElkanahMbaka]

Modernising sports infrastructure is creating world-class opportunities for young Kenyan athletes nationwide. Constructing 33 stadia, including the 60,000-seat Talanta Stadium, provides the modern venues our sports talent deserves.
​#RutoDeliversPromises
Kusema Na Kutenda

[Che @Chevant7]

@SakajaJohnson you're the real wantam. Just save your breath. we don't keya. Sakaja must go

[Che @Chevant7]

@RasnaWarah @WilliamsRuto You want to give him land?....and money?

[Sahil Bloom @SahilBloom]

I regret to inform you that nobody cares about your potential. Potential is nothing without execution. When you're young, everyone cares about your potential. You get used to focusing on it. But as you get older, no one cares about your potential. Just your delivery against it.

[Mr white 🐻‍❄️ @NobleLee_]

Sleep well tonight. Tomorrow is gonna be your luckiest day in history. Something amazing is coming this week.

[Che @Chevant7]

I will vote for you but never wear a t-shirt that's branded with your own face or name. Makosa

[Geoffrey Mosiria @HonMosiria]

Today, I have begun the journey to send the Chief Cashier of City Hall home. I worked hard and was praised publicly, but behind the scenes, I faced frustration and intimidation!

[Che @Chevant7]

Yani GenZ wametunyima holiday kabisa? We were depending on you. Nkt.

[Che @Chevant7]

@_Goatke Wueh...matusi za X zimeenda group of schools🤣🤣

[Che @Chevant7]

@sholard_mancity BS...Kalonzo never has a stand. Hence the name watermelon. He be all over looking for where the grass might grow greenest. But life ...mtaka vote hukosa vyote. He always gets it wrong

[Che @Chevant7]

@QuickmartKenya I visit Westlands and Karen frequently. Last I just bought pork brawn which is 134/- other stores but it costs a whooping 170/- at your store. Like seriously...among other things

[Che @Chevant7]

@QuickmartKenya have now decided to price things as they want...wueh!

[Che @Chevant7]

@ReezaySA El nino

[Che @Chevant7]

Boomers yawa. My buddy says Kinya, miros from their own dictionary

[Che @Chevant7]

@Safaricom_Care @MwariwaGithiri hi

[Che @Chevant7]

@Safaricom_Care is unhinged today. wtf?

[Che @Chevant7]

canva can just fuck up the day like that

[Che @Chevant7]

@mzee_ki shame on him

[Che @Chevant7]

@Murakariuki have you tried doing it yourself? your mockery will not justify your post. children over ego. case closed. now stop tagging me and find a new hobby.